Musk Scolds Seniors: ‘Your Spree of Waste, Fraud and Abuse is at an End’
Doge maven Elon Musk said he will draw Social Security’s record of profligate waste, fraud and abuse to an end. Vowing to “do for Social Security what I’ve … Read more
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Doge maven Elon Musk said he will draw Social Security’s record of profligate waste, fraud and abuse to an end. Vowing to “do for Social Security what I’ve … Read more
The grand opening of VP Vance’s new online etiquette school will teach the nuances of using the phrase “thank you.” In an interview with Faux News following his … Read more
Future News: At the start of his third year of his second term of office, Trump christens new fighter jet. Future News: Commemorating the start of the third … Read more
ESPN expert’s mock draft has the Bears taking a Maine black bear in the first round. Calling the current draft class thin, ESPN draft expert Mel Kiper Jr … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Spacejacked Slobovian Slobbonauts have returned to Earth, thanks to American Elon Musk’s Space X company. Spacejacked Slobovian Slobbonauts Unda Major Colonel Fonda … Read more
Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt reveals new “right-minded” Shock Troops Press Corps. White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt revealed at a press briefing at the White House on Thursday … Read more
Elon Musk appears on Fox Business News to discuss his ideas to slash Social Security “to the bone.” Billionaire entrepreneur and Trump sugar daddy Elon Musk appeared Monday … Read more
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Fired: the two most universally reviled government employees, who created and have maintained red tape for decades. According to SNN DOGE reporter … Read more
President says that Mexico as the 51st state is a ‘huge deal – best ever.’ Since Greenland wasn’t biting and Canada was dragging its feet, Donald J. Trump, … Read more
RFK Jr. has boldly led the way in support of egalitarianism and personal liberty in Americans’ fight against a measles outbreak. Press Release from the Department of Health … Read more