Georgia Congresswoman: No More Allah Mode
The Lawmaker said the idea of “Allah” as Arabic for “God” had overtaxed her patience and ought to be taxed. Rep. Dorcas Farkas, (R-Ga.) has introduced a bill … Read more
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Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Trump Names Houston Astrodome as Newest Immigrant Prison
Recycling reaches its apogee as the Astrodome enters a new phase in its illustrious history. More than 60 years after it debuted as “the eighth wonder of world” … Read more
Arizona Woman Arrested for Writing Shocking Note to Underage Girl
The note prompted swift action from a mental health professional. An Arizona woman is in custody after allegedly sending a suggestive birthday message to her 15-year-old self. Tessa … Read more
Trump Receives Global Citizen Award
Ex-president receives Global Citizen Award, cited for “Utilizing philosophy and resources to combat world poverty.” Future News: In a shocking turnaround for 4-time-impeached President Donald J. Trump, 87, … Read more
Palace Source: Longing for Cracker Jack Prize Fed “Randy Andy” Sexcapades
An anonymous spokesperson says Prince Andrew overcharged his libido with sugar because of a simple misunderstanding. A source close to the British Crown reports that Prince Andrew, 65, … Read more
Trump to Implement Anti-Woke Testing for Government Hiring
The administration said the exam would screen out undesirable indoctrinators. Taking its cue from the Oklahoma Department of Education, the Trump administration will implement a series of exams … Read more
Cracker Barrel Logo Uproar Goads Mortuary Chain into Restaurant Business
The demise of Cracker Barrel’s old logo means the birth of a new restaurant chain timed to take advantage of the backlash. Conservative-populist backlash against the Cracker Barrel … Read more
Trump to Place Statue of Hulk Hogan in Capitol Rotunda
Hulk Hogan, sculpted by a renowned American artist, will take his place among the nation’s political immortals. Saying that he misses “the Hulkster” already, President Donald Trump said … Read more
Lawmaker Seeks Greater Diversity on Alabama’s Death Row
The state senator says certain demographics are underrepresented among the state’s death row inmates. Alabama State Sen. Crispin Flake (R-Impetigo Springs) announced in a press conference yesterday that … Read more
Under Threat of War, Illinois Returns Renegade Democratic Lawmakers
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Exclusive: Texas governor Greg Abbott threatened war with Illinois to force them to return Democratic lawmakers. It has been revealed that Texas … Read more
