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Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.

Trump Tours Florida ‘Hot Babes in Lockup’ with Matt Gaetz

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Trump Tours Florida ‘Hot Babes in Lockup’ with Matt Gaetz
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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Part of a promotional tour for a proposed “Hot Babes in Lockup” series set to be produced by a new Truth Social network. “I love being here,” remarked … Read more

Trial Judge’s List of Possible Punishments for Trump Uncovered

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Trial Judge’s List of Possible Punishments for Trump Uncovered
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A SNN Reporter has uncovered trial Judge Merchan’s list of possible punishments for Trump when and if he is found guilty. SNN … Read more

Trump Fortunes Rebound with Online Sales

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Trump Fortunes Rebound with Online Sales
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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Bigly sales on Trumpstore.com have helped the Trump fortunes to rebound. The Trump fortunes rebounded with sales on Trumpstore.com, an online retail site featuring products promoted by the … Read more

Trump Already Acting Out as Hush Money Trial Convenes

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Trump Already Acting Out as Hush Money Trial Convenes
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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The ex-president wasted no time in disturbing the proceedings at his infamous hush money trial. Muttering under his breath and casting disgusted looks about the courtroom, former President … Read more

Biden: ‘Donate $1 Million to My Campaign and Be President for a Day’

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Biden: ‘Donate $1 Million to My Campaign and Be President for a Day’
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) President Biden offers “President for a Day” prize for one million dollar donations. If you have ever wanted to be president for … Read more

Trump Rips into Judge Following Gag Order

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Trump Rips into Judge Following Gag Order
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
Bill Tope
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Ex-prez cries foul (yet again) after a gag order against him is expanded in the New York hush money trial. Disgraced and many-times indicated former-President Donald J. Trump … Read more

Trump Addresses Race Issue at Rally

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Trump Addresses Race Issue at Rally
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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Trump addressed the race issue at a campaign stop recently, saying he “feels the pain” of those it makes uncomfortable. At a campaign rally sponsored by the American … Read more

Famous Surgeon Now Offering ‘EZ At Home Surgery Kits’

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Famous Surgeon Now Offering ‘EZ At Home Surgery Kits’
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) World-famous surgeon says patients can save thousands in health costs using his new “EZ At Home Surgery Kits.” SNN surgery correspondent Ambue … Read more

Trump Touts Eugenics as ‘Key to the Future’

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Trump Touts Eugenics as ‘Key to the Future’
Bill Tope
Bill Tope
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
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Trump endorses eugenics as the “greatest party platform ever.” In an effort to offset criticism that the 2024 Republican party has no platform, presumptive presidential candidate Donald J. … Read more

Spontaneous Combustion of Trump Bibles Prompts Recall

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Spontaneous Combustion of Trump Bibles Prompts Recall
Ralph Lombard
Ralph Lombard
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
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Trump bibles recalled due to fire hazard. In a bizarre development that gives new meaning to the phrase “You’re fired!“ the new Donald Trump Bibles are being recalled … Read more

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