‘Seething Cauldron of Chaos’ – Hegseth Grilled on Pentagon
Sen. Tammy Duckworth takes Pete Hegseth to task on the “seething cauldron of chaos” that the Pentagon has become. In a hearing of the Senate Armed Services Committee … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Trump Slams Late Pope, Says Steve Bannon Should Be New Pontiff
In the wake of the passing of the late Pope Francis, President Donald J. Trump has had a lot to say. In the wake of the passing of … Read more
Other Stuff in Kristi Noem’s Stolen Purse
More has come out about the contents of Kristi Noem’s stolen purse. Celebrating the 10,000th American citizen swept of the streets and dispatched to the COTEC mega-prison in … Read more
Easter Bunny Explains Why There Were ‘No Damn Free Eggs This Easter’
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Easter Bunny breaks silence: No free eggs because “They cost too damn much! Bitch at Trump, not me.” The venerable Easter Bunny, … Read more
After Illegal Aliens, Trump Plans to Deport Democrats
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) President Trump hinting that he will soon try to deport Democrats. At a “copter talk” question-and-answer today, President Trump let slip that, … Read more
Sermons from the Mounting Chaos: How Faith Leaders are Coping with Trump’s First 61 Days
Since Trump took the oath of office, faith leaders across the country have had to work overtime. It’s been 61 days since Donald J. Trump took the oath … Read more
Trump Threatening War with Denmark over Greenland
The U.S. President threatens war with Denmark over possession of the Danish territory of Greenland. Donald Trump has officially taken the gloves off in a newly aggressive approach, … Read more
Mark Carney Declares Himself Prime Minister of Canada
Prime Ministership assumed by Mark Carney as Ottawa media cheers, checking maps. By Scott D. G. Ventureyra OTTAWA — In a stunning act of democratic innovation, Mark Carney has … Read more
Canadian War Plans Leaked
Another person accidentally added to a DoD chat leaks Canadian war plans to the press. By Corey Spondent Not long after the Signal war plans leak, another war … Read more
ATF Agents Arrest Machine Gun Willy
The current administration’s investigations of gangs and alleged gangs has led the ATF to Machine Gun Willy. By John Ross In a shocking turn of events, as the … Read more
