Trump Promises to Issue Pardons on a ‘Scale Never Before Seen’
In response to Biden’s pardon of his son, the President-elect promises to issue pardons “so fast it will make Joe’s head spin.” In response to President Joe Biden’s … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Mexico, Canada Must Make English their Official Language, says Trump
The President-elect says he will order Mexico and Canada to make English their official language, “or else.” Now that Donald Trump says Mexico and Canada should be U.S. … Read more
Who’s Really the World’s Richest Person and How Did They Get that Way?
Both Elon Musk and Warren Buffett claim they are (or “would be”) the richest person in the world. A point of contention between fabulously rich dudes Elon Musk … Read more
Trump and Musk to Replace Santa Claus this Christmas
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Due to an unresolved labor dispute at the North Pole, Donald Trump and Elon Musk have offered to replace Santa Claus this … Read more
Trump Cabinet Nominees: Plans Revealed
Major shake-ups planned in all departments by Trump cabinet nominees. This reporter has obtained exclusive insider information regarding the plans of Trump’s various cabinet nominees. To shore up … Read more
DOGE Powwow Held with GOP Caucus
Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy held a DOGE brainstorming session with the House GOP Caucus. Mega-rich industrialist Elon Musk (SpaceX, Tesla) and fellow billionaire and sex-toy manufacturer Vivek … Read more
Trump to Name Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck as Cabinet Replacements
Cartoons shine spotlight on potential new selections, including Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck. Considering that Donald Trump’s picks for his cabinet are already a joke, cartoons could extend … Read more
Latest Trump Merch: MAGA Magic Wands
President-elect announces first post-election Trump merch offering: MAGA Magic Wands. New Trump merch was unveiled today, highlighting his latest venture and featuring his own official line of MAGA Magic … Read more
Trump Tags ‘World’s Greatest Cop’ to Lead FBI
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) “Dick Tracy is the world’s greatest cop,” says President-elect Donald Trump. According to President-elect Donald Trump, “Dick Tracy is the world’s greatest … Read more
Foodologist: Food to be AI-Generated by Next Century
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) World famous foodologist says that by the next century most of the food consumed on earth will be AI generated. In her … Read more
