Trump Expected to Make Clean Sweep of Nobel Prizes
Members of the administration say Trump is on the inside track for a fistful of Nobel Prizes this year. White House aide Peter Navarro told an alumni gathering … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Congressman: Arm Inmates for Cheaper Military, Safer Prisons
Sponsors of the bill say it would promote dramatic prison reform and a leaner, less costly military. Rep. Letcher Popinjay (D-N.Y.) introduced prison reform legislation this week that … Read more
Psycho with Face Painted Orange Rants and Raves on White House Roof
A clearly deranged man in a blue suit and red tie was spotted pacing back and forth on the White House roof. Earlier today, the world witnessed an … Read more
Epstein Files: Spy Reveals Names of Famous People
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A famed Slobovian Secret Service Agent has uncovered the names of famous people in the notorious Epstein Files. Famed Slobovian Secret Service … Read more
Obama Fitted with Ankle Monitor After Charge of Treason
Pending charge of treason invoked to limit ex-president’s activity. Former President Barack Hussein Obama was taken into custody briefly on Tuesday by Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents … Read more
Confederacy Fought the Civil War for LGBTQ Rights, Historian Says
LGBTQ rights and priorities are crucial to an understanding of the Confederacy, according to a leading authority. The Civil War, generally described as having been fought over slavery … Read more
Trump Pardons Ghislaine Maxwell, Appoints Her to Head Children’s Organization
Ghislaine Maxwell will be responsible for programs that “target children, youth and families.” Fresh off her pardon from President Donald Trump, convicted child sex-trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell was appointed … Read more
Every Single American Must Run for President in 2028, says Political Theorist
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) In order for democracy to survive, every single American must run for President in 2028, says theorist. “In order for democracy to … Read more
Jordanian Monarch Announces Invisibility, Superhero Status
In a written statement, Jordan’s King Abdullah announces that the Jordanian people are a race of superheroes. Jordan’s King Abdullah announced yesterday in a written statement that he … Read more
Trump Files Suit Against ‘Fake News’ Humor Times for Defamation
Trump has set his sights on the “Big Kahuna” of media behemoths, the Humor Times magazine, suing it for “defamation.” Fresh off his lucrative out-of-court settlements with media … Read more
