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NBC to Put Leno and O'Brien on Rotating Schedule
'We're the most innovative network in television' says executive
NBC announced a major shake up today with "the whole concept of television scheduling." Moving Jay Leno to 10 PM "worked so well this year," say network executives, that they want to continue coming up with bold new ideas. "America is tired of the same ol' time slots, and they want change. We're the only network delivering it," said NBC president Jeff Szucker. Read more...

Sarah Palin to Play Tina Fey on Fox Show
'I'm, like, humbled that God has anointed in me to help reform that evil media there'
Fox News confirmed that Sarah Palin is going to play Tina Fey on their new show Faux News or Fox News: You Decide. Ms. Fey is unavailable to host the show due to her huge comedic popularity so Fox News Executives asked Sarah Palin; also hugely popular for her comedic value. Read more...

McGwire Admits He Would've Hit More Homers Without Steroids
Says he took them for health and just to be 'one of the guys'
In a public admission recently, Mark McGwire finally came clean on his steroid use, which included the 1998 season, when he hit a record at the time of 70 home runs. But today, he stunned sports reporters and fans alike by candidly admitting it had actually lowered his home run production. Read more...

Movie review from Gary Chew
"The Ghost Writer"
"White wine---I've never seen the point of it."
   That gives you a taste of the dialogue spoken in Roman Polanski's new film, "The Ghost Writer." It's smart, punctuated and acerbic.
   But the film isn't as creepy as "Rosemary's Baby" as lugubrious as "Repulsion," as noirish as "Chinatown" or as powerful as "The Pianist."... Read more.

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