Keeping Me Up at Night: Top 10 - Marilyn Sands, Humor Times

It’s keeping me up at night, counting sheep ’til the Jan 6th Committee returns in September & they haul in the whole frigin’ bunch of Swamp Things!

I don’t know about you, but when I can’t sleep I make a lot of promises to the man upstairs – but mostly, I worry & wonder about the stupidest things!

So grab a pillow & toss & turn with me! But don’t worry – the man upstairs only comes over when his wife’s out of town! haha

Top 10 Things that Keep Me Up at Night

1. Did Jack & Jill have a bucket list?

2. Why do all these sheep look alike?

3. I’ll never eat pizza at a luau again!

4. Can you hit yourself with a hammer?

5. Do I smell coffee or bacon?

6. If I were a twin, would she be sleeping?

7. I shoulda listened to my kids: ‘Give blood right before bed’!

8. Why did I lose my virginity to him?

9. Ocean sounds, rain on roof, sex next door – I give up!

And 10. If my lover takes a Viagra placebo, will he still play hard to get?

#2 in the Series of ‘Sleepless ’til September’ – COMING SOON! Watch for it.

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Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha