Liz Cheney Plots Next Career Move - Ted Holland, Humor Times

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With her Political career grinding to a halt, Liz Cheney turns to an expert to help plot her next career move.

Liz Cheney career move — Liz Cheney ponders her next career move: perhaps Traveling American Legion Speaker? Image by Wyoming National Guard, flickr.com.

With her political career on the skids, Congresswoman Liz Cheney has turned to international jobs expert Dr. Lotta Sweat of the famed Slobovian Blue Collar Network for guidance in selection of her next career move.

After several meetings with Ms. Cheney and careful study of her qualifications, Dr. Sweat provided her with the following career possibilities:

Disbarred Lawyer
AEW lady wrestler (The Colorado Hammer)
Middle school hall monitor
Greeter at Leavenworth federal prison
One of 87,000 new IRS agents
Texas border guard
Donald Trump’s maid
MSNBC talk show host
Illegal immigrant bus hostess
Online Witch Doctoress
Ambassador to Afghanistan
Hostess on The View
Show runner for the Bozo the Clown show reboot
Joe Biden’s running mate in 2024
Humor Times unpaid intern

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Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.