Dunce Fever: Brain on Aphorisms - Ralph Lombard, Humor Times

Trump’s looney tune gives Republicans dunce fever

Trumpworld is teaming with Oaf-Keepers.

MAGA demands the right to remain violent.

“Proud Boy” Roger is Trump’s goose-stepping Stone.

Nixon gave US “Deep Throat”; Trump gives US a Deep Threat.

The GOP‘s conduct is absolutely revolting.

Trump can only be classified as ass-ified.

“This damnation is going to hell!” proclaimed the Devil.

Fox pox causes truth-decay.

Trump continues to obstruct! Which sorcery is this?

Anti-wokeness: Racing backwards to whitewash history.

Conservatives want to turn America into a right-wing indoctrination.

Republicans legal lies a Supreme-meditated agenda.

Abort-face, backward march!

A radical SCOTUS ovary-action gives women no choice.

It’s on: Uterus versus them.

Roe, Roe, Roe your vote.

Big Business: Maximizing profits by minimizing people.

We need more social mobility and less social nobility.

Loose lips sink leaderships.

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Ralph Lombard

I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!