‘Bring Your Own Belly’ laughs, name your poison & check out this satirical Designer Drink List!
Name Your Poison: You don’t have to be a political hound to follow this list – but you may need a drink after you read it!
So sip into something comfortable & let’s drink to this updated crop of political imbibers & what they might drink! (Part 1 link at end)
LIZ CHENEY – ‘RED Wine over WHITE & BLUE Balls’ – NO sissy umbrella!
RUDY GIULIANI – ‘The Jigger is up’ Cocktail!
STEVE BANNON – ‘Sex in a Dumpster’ with assaulted rim!
GINNI THOMAS – ‘Traitor Joe’s’ finest!
SUPREME COURT JUDGE CLARENCE THOMAS – A ‘Fuzzy Navel’ with a Coke-in-a-Can Chaser!
DR. FAUCI – ‘Moderna’ on the Rocks!
MIKE LINDELL (Mr. Pillow Guy) – Beer with Foam not Feathers!
TUCKER CARLSON – Bitters with a squirt of Bitters!
KEVIN McCARTHY – A Tall one: ‘Speaker of the House Wet Dream’ in a ‘Gave it a Shot Glass’!
MITCH McCONNELL – ‘Sex On The Beach’…just seeing if you’re still reading! ha ha
MATT GAETZ – Underaged Wine & Animal Crackers!
RAND PAUL – Anything but a shot of Pfizer!
ROGER STONE – ‘Double Whiskey’ & a middle finger to everyone in the bar!
SUSAN COLLINS – A ‘Shirley Temple’ – nah, a ‘Buttery Nipple’! And, Marilyn Sands…Bite this!
TED CRUZ – 100% Proof Texas ‘Beefeater’, with a side of ‘Did I tell you I went to Harvard’?
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREEN – ‘Peach Schnapps’ in a Wide Mouth Mason Jar & a bag of Cheetos!
JOSH HAWLEY – A ‘Tequila’ flavored Chimichanga & Bean-Dip-Men’s-Room-Sprint!
FLORIDA JUDGE AILEEN CANNON – A ‘Moscow-Lago-Mule’ with a spritz of Conscience…no Garnish for you!
BILL BARR – Oh, the Mueller thing? Okay then, I’ll have ‘The Celery, Olive, Onion, Cherry, Orchid, Lime, Lemon, Orange, Mint, Cinnamon, Rosemary – hold the Umbrella, I’m driving!
MELANIA TRUMP – Any ‘Low-Ball-Cocktail’ with a squeeze of Ketchup!
And, STORMY DANIELS – ‘I’ll have what she’s having! Oh, I did? Never mind’!
Don’t forget to check out PART 1, which included Trump, Mueller, Barr, Manafort, Graham, Kavanaugh and even Papadopoulos…you know, ‘ Coffee Boy’!
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