Dr. NO (OZ) – recommends – Putin and Trump check into Vladâs Moscow mental hospital-(special operations ward 666).
Good riddance Crimea folly, 2024 election bids, Fascist empire buildingâŠhello enema for troubled souls.
Trump is slick, Vlad is sickerâŠ
Sending tens of thousands of Russian troops to their death⊠belching a rich oligarch diet-Vlad doesnât feel citizens pain or hunger- (Dah)-let Zem eat cake at Mar-o Lago!
Perhaps Vlad needs putsch in right direction? ⊠a swan song for failing empires, falling walls, – sudden weight loss programs.
Tone-deaf Attacks on Ukraine, shelling nuclear reactors – Euro extortion schemes- in tatters.
Fearless leaders chart says- Delusional, sociopathic- basically Trump in red square selling MAGA hats.
Cyrillic Tome sent with creepy plastic bouquet says- subjugated borderland neighbors- closely watching Ukraine- âregime changes-Armenia NEXTâ.
From Russia with SHOVE.
Moscowâs sixth floor fresh air sanatorium⊠always vacancy- secure- as secret Swiss Bank account transfers.
Vladâs 666-star hotel of âlast resortâ -designed for cranky oil minister oligarchs⊠KGB say⊠icy air works blunders!
Navalnyâs prison TOAST â (surviving Putinâs poisonings-threats)- âHERES TO YOU⊠LOSERâ.
Putinâs straightjacketed military academy Ferris Zeal â conscriptâs SOAR at own pace-then⊠HIT ground running, (before turret blows OFF).
STEAL BARS on frosted balcony- oversees numbing concrete expanses- (AND thatâs just THE space between Vladâs ears).
Until Special Military Operation debacle â propaganda hotel Trump planned for Moscow- told no fails! âpure GENIUSâ.
Stirred, not shaken.
James Bond raises his signature dry martini-
âMay comrade Putin âlive as long as he deservesâ.
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