Firsts in History, Part 2: Adam & Eve - Marilyn Sands, Humor Times

The 2nd in the series of Satirical Firsts in History that you won’t find in history books!

THE FIRSTS IN HISTORY – According to my Diary, Part 2:

1. The First Snake Oil Salesman!

2. The First ‘Snake & Shake’ Franchise!

3. The First ‘Bite-Me’ T-Shirt!

4. The First Epi-Pen!

5. The First ‘Loose Leaf’ Gentleman’s Club!

6. The First Road Sign: ‘EDEN NUDIST COLONY…1/2 mile’!

7. The First ‘Nuts, Berries & Twigs Pumpkin-Seed-Crust Pizza’ – see the 1st Yelp Review by Eve!

8. The First ‘Shark Tank’ Show…(a prolific idea man & frankly a real pest) G-d was finally turned away – Adam said no to ‘A Jock Strap’!

9. The First ‘Family Feud’ Show…Adam & Eve actually won with this category: ‘NAME SOMETHING YOU’D PRAY FOR’!

A Beer!

Daylight Savings Time!

Phillips Screwdriver!

And #10. The First ‘An-Apple-A-Day’ PLANNED PARENTHOOD MEETING!

Double your laughs! Check out Part 1 of The Firsts in History.

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Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha