Top 10 Ideas to Escape Prison Time - Marilyn Sands, Humor Times

Things are closing in on this ex-president & there’s only one way to escape prison time!

Like all filled with narcissistic shame, Donald Trump spent countless days & nights thinking up ways to end it all and escape prison time, instead of getting convicted for… oh, G-d, let me count the ways!

Trump’s Top 10 Ideas to Escape Prison Time

10. He’ll stand in the middle of 5th avenue during rush hour & hail a speeding off-duty taxi!

POOF!

9. He’ll superglue his hands to his throat!

8. He’ll tell Melania to go pick some poison mushrooms!

7. When he finally has a vasectomy – the doctor slips on a grease spot!

6. He’ll stay in his tanning bed way too long & ‘orangutans orange’ becomes ‘campfire black’!

5. He’ll play 10 rounds of golf in one scorching day – 1 diet coke!

4. He’ll win ‘the Guiness Book of Records’ for most burgers eaten at 2 am & call for his mommy!

3. He’ll go to Vegas, put his last million on ‘red’ & get carried out on a stretcher – brain dead!

2. He’ll borrow Don Jr’s rifle, but accidently shoots him in his ‘arrogance’ – finally losing his voice & balls!

And #1 – He’ll get ‘the ultimate liposuction procedure’ at the spa & Disappears!

POOF!

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Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha