Trump Eats Paper Again - Marilyn Sands, Humor Times

Former White House aide under oath: Trump eats paper again, and asks for ketchup! Top 10.

Trump eats paper again: Nick Luna, a former Trump White House aide, told the January 6th Committee that he witnessed Donald Trump tearing documents.

Luna’s not sure, but thinks these Top 10 were what Trump tore up:

10. Maury Povich’s private note to him, ‘You ARE the father of Eric’!

9. Hope Hicks note that says, ‘You’re a bad boy & I’ll have to put you over my knee again’!

8. A drug store list he didn’t pick up yet:

Suppositories (large), Trojans (small) & Dippity Do!

7. ‘Dippity Do’ Directions: Wash Hair. Dippity Do. Roll Hair. Tease Hair. Spray. Pray!

6. His ‘Singles Over 50’ dating site Password!

5. His mother’s recipe for Kreplach! Okay, Chopped Liver!

I am not running out of ideas! haha

4. The names & ages of his children, grandchildren & the illegitimate ones on the subpoenas!

3. List of all Federal Charges against him that week!

2. Pawn Shop Receipts: Gold Watch, Gold Tooth, Gold Men’s Room Penis Holder!

And #1 Piece of Paper Donald Trump tore up:

Harry Houdini’s Escape Secret!

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Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha