George Santos for President!
Kevin McCarthy officially welcomes âFabricated Congressman Elect-CURIOUS GEORGE SANTOSâ-
to his lunatic fringe grooming CREW- â LOOK-another fleaâ
âGOP MONKEY businessâ and slippery banana tree financing prevented Santos from falling through ethical floor board. âFlea overboard !!!â
slipped again?
lacking appeal? Pull a Santos⊠out of your arse.
George proclaimed himself a Gay, Millionaire, Jewish landlord with an outstanding education. His executive resume earned my voteâŠ
(HE schemed honest anyways). ??
You could say Santos is the funniest goy you -(n)ever- met.
Will the REAL curious George please swing down from his bullshit vine!
Thatâs a TARZAN JOKE! Heâs got a million of em. âScratching Insurrectionist fleasâ
Nothing âembellishedâ â perhaps Santos is âjust naturallyâ a corroded, smoking exhaust pipe of diarrhea.
On FUMES alone- Santos sailed into DC without brakes, training wheels, scruples or adult steering-
sound familiar?
Santos attended Trumpâs insurrection pipe dream- with bells on his bone spur.
monkey see- monkey DOO.
âTell em anythingâ lavished Trump, âyouâre my kinda misfit sociopathic GRIFTER.â
Everything Santos claims was patched together like Trumps hair-
A fake MAGA orangutan suit, stolen at a SECRET DOCUMENT Mar-o Lago Halloween party. âflea drinksâ
Santos never graduated high school, but he did bounce checks in Brazil, (that counts as international financing, right)? Flea checking!
This flea-bitten GOP circus can only get batter!
Those pesky fruits and flies are baked right in folks!
âTime flies like an arrow, and fruit flies like a bananaâ
-(thatâs a Santos ORIGINAL THOUGHT)âŠ
MEANING⊠another lie.
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