When Mel Brooks interviews Britain’s new King, it’s got to be good. Listen in!
Mel Brooks: I have to ask you, Chuck, is it good to be the king?
King Charles: (Chuckles) Yes Mel, it’s jolly good to be the king.
Mel: What was it like when they crowned you?
Charles: Well, St. Edwards Crown has 444 precious stones mined by enslaved Indian children during the time of British rule, so it’s quite heavy. Roughly 5 pounds.
Mel. (Whistles) That is heavy.
Charles: My head only weighs 3.
Mel: 3 pounds?
Charles: 3.2 pounds to be exact.
Mel: How do you know what your head weighs?
Charles: Well, as monarch, everything is weighed by the royal physician.
Mel: Everything?
Charles: Yes,
Mel: Ha-ha, I’m sure that’s an exaggeration, Your Majesty.
Charles: No Mel, its true. Even the royal weenie has to be measured.
Mel: No kidding?
Charles: And tonight Camilla will crown that royal head.
Camilla: Oh Charles… (chuckles)
Mel: Speaking of Camilla. You two had some torrid romance for many years.
Charles: Yes, I’ve always fancied Camilla. I like a woman with some girth and a spot of chin hair.
Mel: Ah, that makes sense then. Well, she waited for you for a long time.
Charles: Yes, and believe me I will thank her properly with the royal rod tonight.
Camilla: Oh Charles, stop being so cheeky.
Mel: Ok, ok let’s get back to the coronation.
Mel: You teared up a bit when your son, now Prince of Wales, kissed you.
Charles: Actually, I teared up because the crown was bloody heavy. I’m not proud of it, mummy would not have approved. But I fought it off and kept a stiff upper lip which is actually quite difficult.
Mel: Yes, I imagine the emotions are difficult to control in public.
Charles: No Mel. It’s because I don’t have an upper lip.
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