Skewed Rare Quotes from Historical Figures reveal ‘Back to the Future’ Moments!
Part 1: Rare Quotes
ABE LINCOLN: ‘I said 4 Stores & 7 frigin’ blocks from here didn’t have it – so try COSTCO’! ‘What are you – hard of hearing’?
ALBERT EINSTEIN: ‘1/2 Dozen Eggs, a Quart of Milk, a Pound of Butter? WHOA – write it down, Sweetpea’!
AUGUSTUS: ‘I predict it will still be hot in September’!
EVE TO ADAM 1ST DAY: ‘You can’t touch this’!
‘Okay, this but not that’!
‘Oh, what the hell’!
And the rest is history! haha
CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS: ‘Is it 2 Rights & a Left & then a UIEE at McDonald’s’?
CONFUCIUS: ‘The Fortune Cookie‘ idea came when I passed a note to my Number 1 Concubine while Number 1 Wife count peas in flied rice’!
ISAAC NEWTON: ‘Is it a Cookie, a Stool Softener or a Figment of your Imagination’?
You’ll get some of these on the way home! haha
LEONARDO Da VINCI: ‘Mona Lisa had a dental appointment right after, okay! How many friggin’ times do I have to answer that’?
WALT DISNEY: ‘Okay, ‘SEXY’ was fired the 1st day! Snow White picked the wrong one to give a friendly welcoming massage!
It’s all in the affidavit!
LADY GODIVA: ‘Ran out of Quarters again! Damn Machines! What’ya all looking at – never happen to you’?
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NAPOLEON: ‘I was just reaching for my Cell Phone, Officer’!
SIGMUND FREUD: ‘I predict someday a ‘Cognitive Test Savant’ will not get Mental Help – but run for President 3 Times & Win Twice’! ‘Thank G-d I’m dead’!
NOSTRADAMUS: ‘My Umbrella Sales have gone thru the roof due to my last Prediction…A MAJOR WORLD EVENT or RAIN ON WEDNESDAY’!
MRS. NOSTRADAMUS: ‘I predict in July 2023, floozy Marilyn Sands will get laughs for Indecent Wordplay and/or wearing her Bra on the outside’!
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