Saving Face: 10 Easy Suggestions! - Marilyn Sands, Humor Times

Fights break out in Congress as Jim Jordan tries saving face by ordering a Half-Nelson/Half Baloney on a cute bun!

TOP 10 EASY SUGGESTIONS for SAVING FACE:

10. YOU CAN’T! Your past proceeds you!

9. WRESTLE YOUR WIFE FOR THE ARSENIC!

8. ADMIT THAT PINOCCHIO IS YOUR FAVORITE DWARF!

7. SUCK IT UP & JUST TAKE THAT MEN’S ROOM ATTENDANT’S GIG!

6. ENLIST IN THE ISRAELI ARMY!

5. REWIND JAN 6TH CAPITOL RIOT VIDEO & THIS TIME WATCH IT WITHOUT POPCORN!

4. KISS TRUMP’S RING ONE MORE TIME & WHILE YOU’RE DOWN – CHECK THE OIL!

3. WRITE YOUR OWN FRIGGIN’ TOP 10 LIST!

I am not running out of ideas! haha

2. ASK GIULIANI FOR BEST WHISKEY RECOMMENDATIONS!

Well, maybe I am!

AND the #1 ‘Save Face’ Suggestion:

ADMIT YOUR REAL PENIS SIZE!

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Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha