Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network)
Recently dismissed former congressman George Santos has joined SNN, famous for its unique take on world events.
Recently dismissed from the House of Representatives, former congressman from New York, George Santos, has joined our news network, SNN. Santos will assume the position of Vice President and executive editor of the firm’s Fake News Network.
Santos will oversee SNN’s cadre of dozens of Political and Financial liars, little white liars, whoppertellers, situational liars, flimflam liars, fairytale liars, editorial liars, sports liars, God damn liars and LAMFs.
Mr. Santos said of his new position, “This feels like home!”
SNN Words to Live By
“Liar liar pants on fire.” — The Castways, Liar Liar, 1965 song.
“Thou shalt not bear false witness.” — Ten Commandments.
“Anything is better than lies and deceit.” — Leo Tolstoy.
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
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