Queen for a Day: Donald Trump - Marilyn Sands, Humor Times

Trump wants to be “Dictator” but don’t worry, just for one day! Next, maybe he’ll be “Queen for a Day!”

Trump says he’ll only be a Dictator for a day – but there are so many more days in a Presidential Term, so I immediately signed up for ‘Costumes & Props’!

I’ll spare you the names of the world’s notorious Dictators as you know who they are & their rap sheets & that’s a good thing because we don’t need another one!

But Trump said, ‘Just 1 day’ – so we’ll just have to find out on Election Day who wouldn’t mind giving him his little request on his first day!

DAY TWO

He won’t be a Dictator anymore – he’ll be QUEEN FOR A DAY!

DAY THREE

He’ll be A SINGER!

“What a difference a day makes, twenty-four little hours…” Hit song by THE Dinah Washington

DAY FOUR

He’ll be THE VILLAGE IDIOT!

DAY FIVE

He’ll be A FARMER!

DAY SIX

He’ll be A PREACHER!

DAY SEVEN

He’ll be A METAMUCIL SPOKESPERSON!

DAY EIGHT

He’ll be A POSTAGE STAMP MODEL!

And, DAY NINE… PRISONER FOR LIFE! **

** if not sooner!

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Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha