After watching President Joe Biden’s bitchin’ State of the Union Address, Trump screams, has nightmares!
Mar-a-Lago, 3 o’clock in the morning, jolting awake, Donald Trump screams.
MELANIA
Wake up Donald – you’re having a nightmare!
DONALD
I was at the Presidential Debates & I bombed!
MELANIA
I told you 3 Breasts, 6 Wings & a Leg is too much.
DONALD
Well, I like 3 Breasts!
MELANIA (under her breath)
They’re right – you are crazy!
Melania peels off her nightgown.
MELANIA
Okay – how many do I have?
DONALD
Three.
MELANIA
You can’t see sh_ _! You’re old!
DONALD
Not 81!
MELANIA
You will be someday..(under her breath) and I’m not gonna be around to see it.
DONALD
What did you say?
MELANIA
I said you’re deaf too!
DONALD
They’re in the drawer.
MELANIA
Glasses, Hearing Aids, Teeth – all in the drawer?
DONALD
Well, you won’t let me wear them when we have sex.
MELANIA
Yes – because I’m busy looking for your diaper.
DONALD
That was one time. Don’t make a Tzimmes out of it.
MELANIA
What’s a Tzimmes?
DONALD
It’s like a Stew – you throw everything in it.
MELANIA
Like I said – the diaper!
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