Donald Trump is cutting back on the Steak & Ice Cream at his Mar-a-Lago dinner parties.
Remember Trump’s fancy Dinner Parties at Mar-a-Lago where he served his “beautiful chocolate cake“? Well, things are a little different now that he’s unable to get a bond for the $464 million he owes & his Dinner Menu shows it!
THE NEW MAR-A-LAGO DINNER MENU – TOP 10
Disclaimer: Sorry, all Children’s Portions – there’s a War on!
10. PIGS without BLANKETS!
9. Moscow-Inspired ‘PUTIN’ ON THE RITZ’ Cheese & Crackers
8. FINGER SANDWICHES (Well, don’t point next time)
7. TAR TARTARE – an acquired taste!
6. ESCARGOT with a touch of Motor Oil!
I’m sorry!
5. ‘The SLOPPY & Sleepy JOE’ Special’!
Donald says: ‘Nobody ever orders it – I just like to say ‘sleepy’!
4. COCK AU VIN
I’m sorry – Vinny, the Cook’s playing games with the menu printer!
3. QUICHE LORRAINE, ‘Stormy’ & sometimes Kim Chi!
Vinny’s at it again!
2. ‘THE MELANIA’ – ‘Bottom Round’ bathed in arousing aromatic ingredients known only to ‘VINNY’!
Don’t worry…I heard VINNY was fired!
And…THE #1 NEW ITEM ON THE MAR-A-LAGO MENU…
RATATOUILLE, otherwise known as ‘Roadkill’!
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