Short on Cash, Mar-a-Lago Dinner Parties Go Bare Bones!

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Donald Trump is cutting back on the Steak & Ice Cream at his Mar-a-Lago dinner parties.

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Remember Trump’s fancy Dinner Parties at Mar-a-Lago where he served his “beautiful chocolate cake“? Well, things are a little different now that he’s unable to get a bond for the $464 million he owes & his Dinner Menu shows it!

THE NEW MAR-A-LAGO DINNER MENU – TOP 10

Disclaimer: Sorry, all Children’s Portions – there’s a War on!

10.  PIGS without BLANKETS!

9.  Moscow-Inspired ‘PUTIN’ ON THE RITZ’ Cheese & Crackers

8.  FINGER SANDWICHES (Well, don’t point next time)

7.  TAR TARTARE – an acquired taste!

6.  ESCARGOT with a touch of Motor Oil! 

I’m sorry!

5.  ‘The SLOPPY & Sleepy JOE’ Special’!

Donald says: ‘Nobody ever orders it – just like to say ‘sleepy’!

4.  COCK AU VIN

I’m sorry – Vinny, the Cook’s playing games with the menu printer!

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  3.  QUICHE LORRAINE, ‘Stormy’ & sometimes Kim Chi!

Vinny’s at it again!

2.  ‘THE MELANIA’ – ‘Bottom Round’ bathed in arousing aromatic ingredients known only to ‘VINNY’!

sexy Melania

Don’t worry…I heard VINNY was fired!

And…THE #1 NEW ITEM ON THE MAR-A-LAGO MENU…

RATATOUILLE, otherwise known as ‘Roadkill’!

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Marilyn Sands
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