Fast on the heels of the Trump jury pool questionnaire is the 1st Mandatory Test for voting, to root out those who shouldn’t!
That’s right! Don’t worry about the Trump Court Delays, ‘Bought’ Judges, Hourly Polls or the Supreme Court’s alleged hand on the scales – this mandatory test is a sure-fire way to weed out Trump’s partners in crime!
Take it now & avoid the rush! haha
But, here’s the rub – you must get all of them correct to vote!
Just to show you how rigged & foolproof this test is – here’s the 1st one that will have some ‘Fox Watchers’ scratching their heads!
WHO IS our 46th President?
- Joe Biden
- Alfred E. Newman
- Donald Trump
- Or None of the above
WHO IS Melania Trump?
- Was last seen eating ‘Welfare Cheese’
- Prisoner #5579244’s ex-wife
- On her way to Africa – no forwarding address
- Or None of the above
WHO IS Stormy Daniels?
- A sexy TV Weather Girl reporting ‘Rain’ in inches
- An underpaid Porn Star
- A gal ready to swear on a stack of bibles this is much ado about nothing
- Or None of the above
WHO IS Complicit?
- 1/2 of Congress
- 1/2 of Supreme Court
- 1/2 of Trump’s kids (I’m being generous) haha
- Or None of the above
WHAT IS a Narcissist?
- Trump
- Trump
- I don’t know – I’m not ‘woke’!
- Or None of the above
WHAT IS a Flying Monkey?
- Lover of Nuts
- Liar’s Helper
- Man in the Mirror
- Or None of the above
WHAT IS ‘Being Duped’?
- Agreeing to play ‘3 Card Monte’
- Staring at 3 Cards while having your wallet picked by Monte!
- Buying Gold Sneakers from ‘3 Card Donny’!
- Or None of the above
WHAT IS an Insurrection?
- ‘A Gov’t Building Unguided Tour’…thru a window $2
- ‘A Gov’t Building Unguided Tour’…plus you get to sit at Nancy Pilosi’s desk $4
- ‘A Gov’t Building Tour Special’…you get to play ‘Hide & Seek’, ‘Pick Up Sticks’ & ‘Hangman’ $5.95
- Or None of the above
TIMES UP! HOW’D YOU DO?
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha
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