Exclusive: Little Donnie in his Mother’s Diary, Revealed!

Little Donnie

A peek into Donald Trump’s (“Little Donnie”) childhood, documented by his poor mother!

Part 1

If we read between the lines we’ll get a better understanding of where Donald Trump’s personality quirks all started.

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Tuesday, September 1, 1952 – Donnie 6 years old.

Dear Diary, here’s what happened today.  Little Donnie brought a little friend over & left her on the porch.

DONNIE’S MOTHER

Well, bring her in Donnie!

MOTHER

And what’s your name, dear?

A LITTLE GIRL

Windy. 

MOTHER

Wendy?

A LITTLE GIRL

No, Windy Daniels.  There’s Sunny, Rayne & my brother Sleet!

I’m sorry!

MOTHER

Neighbor?

A LITTLE GIRL

No, other side of the tracks.

MOTHER

Donnie, what did I tell you!

DONNIE

Windy’s okay – I gave her 130,000 marbles for a peek at her panties!

MOTHER

You’re as bad as Pinocchio!

DONNIE

Pinocchio had work done!

MOTHER

Go to your room!

DONNIE

Can I take her?

WINDY RUNS BACK TO THE PORCH & DONNIE RUNS AFTER HER.

DONNIE

I’m getting punished so you don’t have to!

WINDY LEAVES & DONNIE’S MOTHER CALLS HIM INSIDE.

MOTHER

I always want to know everything – but just don’t advertise it, okay?

DONNIE

Don’t worry, I got my friend Vinny to keep it hush-hush!

MOTHER

Someday it’ll all catch up with you & you won’t have me to get you off the hook!

DONNIE

I alone can fix it!  Like the Class President Election we had yesterday.  I got all the votes!

MOTHER

I’m proud of you, son – how’d it happen?

DONNIE

I got chummy with our ‘Counter’ & suddenly had to go to his Grandmother’s funeral!

MOTHER

How many lawyers did you get this time?

DONNIE

Oh, I forgot to tell you – I had to go in your purse for a 20.  You were on the phone!  No, you were sleeping!  Mom, I don’t have a Paper Route – remember I’m allergic to ink!

Dear Diary – Thank G-d he’ll grow out of it!

Little Donnie

Marilyn Sands
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