Testing Your Memory as a Juror for the Hush Money Trial!

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Get your Day in Court as a Juror & Test your Recall & Bladder!

Here’s a Multiple Choice quiz to test your memory as a juror:

WHAT DID STORMY DANIELS SAY TO DONALD TRUMP WHEN SHE WALKED OUT OF HIS HOTEL SUITE?

  • ‘Gramps, it was a One-off’!
  • ‘Dude, my name is not Ivanka’!
  • or… ‘They’re Real & they’re Spectacular’!

WHAT WAS TRUMP DOING DURING THE TRIAL?

 

WHAT WAS DONALD WHISPERING IN HIS LAWYER’S EAR?

  • ‘C’mon – I just had Coffee & 2 Bran Muffins’?
  • ‘How’s my Bible Sales?’
  • or…’If I pray now, will G-d forget ‘The Pussy Thing’?

WHAT FOOD DID MICHAEL COHEN SAY WAS SERVED IN PRISON?

  • Bread & Water?
  • Bagel & Water?
  • or…Somebody’s ‘Last Meal’ that was barely touched?

WHAT WAS ERIC TRUMP IN COURT FOR?

  • To bring his Dad more ‘Depends’?
  • Have Dad sign a fresh copy of his Will?
  • or… He made his Bed & came for the rest of his Allowance?

WHAT DID TRUMP SAY WHEN HE HEARD STORMY WAS WEARING A BULLETPROOF VEST TO COURT?

  • ‘Good!  She made it through the doorway this time without a Speculum’!
  • ‘Finally, her Bra didn’t make a Gasp noise’!
  • or …’Yeah, you have to work for it…you need a PhD to open her Chastity Belt’!

WHAT WAS HOPE HICKS CRYING ABOUT?

  • She was not ‘The Star Witness’?
  • Trump never made a Pass at her?
  • or…She left her Umbrella at the White House?

BESIDES MICHAEL COHEN – WHO ELSE DID DONALD TRUMP STIFF?  Don’t get ahead of me!

  • “THE AFTER-HOURS PIZZA HUT DELIVERY”
  • “GOLD TOILETS R US”!
  • or… STORMY DANIELS?  Well, only for 45 seconds!

So sorry, but that’s hearsay!  haha

WHY WAS STORMY HANGING AROUND THE COURTROOM SO LONG AFTER THE JURY’S DECISION?

  • A guy on the Jury said he was ‘Well Hung’?

Again, I’m sorry!

  • She never got a Dinner in Trump’s hotel suite & heard he was passing out Groupon Coupons?
  • or… Stormy wanted to make damn sure Trump didn’t get off again?
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