Defending Trump’s farting in court is a Gas!
WARNING: Reading this treatise on farting may cause raucous giggles from 6 year olds!
I may be alone in this, but I object to any allegation that a defendant on trial – President or not, has farted in court! I’m just not a believer – you can’t see a Fart!
There’s just no proof – it could be anybody!
Ask anybody in prison right now – it’s more embarrassing than anything on their rap sheet!
Yes, I saw Trump sleeping & doodling in court during his “Hush Money Trial” – but I have not seen any evidence of him farting!
I don’t know how I missed it – maybe it’s because the trial was not televised.
Was it just once – or was it every time Judge Juan Merchan cleared the room?
Trump denies ever farting & good for him! I also needed proof that it happened at all! It’s a daunting task, but this is what I found so far in photos:
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