Trump NOT GUILTY… of Farting! - Marilyn Sands, Humor Times

Defending Trump’s farting in court is a Gas!

WARNING: Reading this treatise on farting may cause raucous giggles from 6 year olds!

I may be alone in this, but I object to any allegation that a defendant on trial – President or not, has farted in court! I’m just not a believer – you can’t see a Fart!

There’s just no proof – it could be anybody!

Ask anybody in prison right now – it’s more embarrassing than anything on their rap sheet!

Yes, I saw Trump sleeping & doodling in court during his “Hush Money Trial” – but I have not seen any evidence of him farting!

I don’t know how I missed it – maybe it’s because the trial was not televised.

Was it just once – or was it every time Judge Juan Merchan cleared the room?

Trump denies ever farting & good for him! I also needed proof that it happened at all! It’s a daunting task, but this is what I found so far in photos:

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Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha