Brain Worm, RFK: Talk Radio Interview - Dean Kaner, Humor Times

Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews the brain worm inside Robert F. Kennedy Jr’s skull.

ANNOUNCER

Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show.

JERRY DUNCAN

Good morning listeners nationwide. Is it a good morning? We’ll soon find out. Today on the show my guest is Wiggly. He is the brain worm inside Robert F. Kennedy Jr‘s skull.

JFK brain worm — JFK Jr’s brain worm. Cartoon by Mike Luckovich, as seen in the June 2024 issue of the Humor Times magazine.

JERRY

Good morning, Wiggly.

WIGGLY THE BRAIN WORM

Is it morning just because the sun is out?

JERRY

You sound like the nut job where you live.

WIGGLY

I guess I’ve been in the brain of RFK, Jr too long.

JERRY

How in the hell did you get in his head?

WIGGLY

It happened in 2010. RFK, Jr was walking through a jungle in Africa searching for lions. While he was eating lunch, I snuck inside his pork sandwich. He swallowed me. Duncan, I’m on a life journey. I’m trying to learn a new thing every month.

JERRY

Name something you learned.

WIGGLY

That there is a difference between the brain of RFK, Jr and manure.

JERRY

How so?

WIGGLY

Manure can be useful.

JERRY

Always wondered. Do worms have babies?

WIGGLY

Yeah. But I have male and female reproductive cells. We’re called a hermaphrodite.

JERRY

I’m confused.

WIGGLY

So are the worms I date. I’m better off living the bachelor life in RFK Jr’s brain. Free food and housing.

JERRY

Do you have siblings?

WIGGLY

I had twin brothers, but they were eaten by a bird.

JERRY

I’m sorry.

WIGGLY

Don’t be. They could never get a good night’s sleep. One morning a crow saw them. The rest is history. The early bird catches the worm.

JERRY

You mean two worms.

WIGGLY

I stand corrected.

JERRY

Why not live in an apple? I bet it tastes better.

WIGGLY

Think about it. Could anything be worse for a person than finding a worm in an apple?

JERRY

Sure. Half a worm.

JERRY

Now that you’ve eaten a portion of RFK’s brain, has he done anything about it?

WIGGLY

No. Thank goodness the moron doesn’t believe in deworming. He wants to keep me around in case he goes fishing.

JERRY

You’ll die, slimy.

WIGGLY

Not a chance. Need more space to grow. Heard Donald Trump doesn’t have a brain. Headed to Mar-a-Lago, Duncan. The Trumpster will have a H-U-G-E surprise in his bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken.

JERRY

And a new Republican slogan, “Make Maggot Great Again.” Wiggly the worm everyone. See you tomorrow.

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Dean B. Kaner is a playwright and screenwriter, having co-produced and co-written plays for the stage with performances in New York City, Chicago, Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Boston, Detroit, Phoenix and Memphis. Check out The Jerry Duncan Show on YouTube, as well as on Instagram, and the sketch comedy A Bit of Biden (on Instagram) and at @abitofbiden on TikTok.