Melania Trump gives Donald a reason to sleep on the couch, 34 times!
After an historic day in court Donald, faces Melania & her cold Goulash — 34 times!
MELANIA
So how was your day?
DONALD
Same ‘ol, Same ‘ol.
MELANIA
You’re late! Have a nice lunch?
DONALD
Crow Nuggets!
MELANIA
You don’t like Crow!
DONALD
Would you believe they only gave me 1 Ketchup pack?
MELANIA
Roughing it, huh?
DONALD
And, I got it on my shirt!
MELANIA
You eat like pig.
DONALD
I had to stop the Trial & rinse it out!
MELANIA
Trial?
DONALD
It…it was a Mock Trial.
MELANIA
Mock?
DONALD
Make believe, Play Acting – Practice.
MELANIA
Good – you love to act. Did they give you Costume?
DONALD
It’s being altered!
MELANIA
Just ask me – I know my American Fashion: ‘Polka Dots before Labor Day’, ‘Fur after 8 PM’ & ‘Horizontal Stripes are slimming’!
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