STARS & STRIPES, whatever! Judge Alito gets all his romantic & domestic relationship cues from his wife’s hanging flags!
No one really knows what goes on in a marriage relationship except the husband & wife, so it’s a surprise to hear that this Supreme Court Justice receives all his romantic & domestic cues from the flags his wife flies up the family flagpole!
That’s right, Mrs. Alito actually communicates with her husband by messaging with the flag of the day & their neighbors say it’s better than Netflix!
So far it’s been a banner year for Martha-Ann, who seems to call the shots in her household & says she has lots more flags to fly! Here’s just a few of her most recent!
‘I’m going bowling with the girls – Marie Callender’s in the fridge’!
‘Baby, I totaled the car – pick me up at Stan’s Garage’!
‘Rumba Lessons 6 PM tonight – buy shoes by 5:45’!
‘And shave that damn mustache off – my lips are bleeding’!
‘Damn it, Sam – that’s what Coasters are for! We can’t have anything nice’!
‘I don’t feel like talking to you today’!
‘You know, for a Judge, you’re not decisive’!
‘NOT TONIGHT…I HAVE A HEADACHE/NOT TONIGHT…I FEEL FAT’!
And…’Our ‘Menage a trois’ is this Monday – be there or be square’!
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