Little Donny Debates His Mother - Marilyn Sands, Humor Times

Donald Trump loves a good debate & he started early: Notes from Mrs. Trump’s Diary on Little Donny!

Part 2 – Excerpts from Mrs. Trump‘s Diary on Little Donny (check out Part 1 here):

MOTHER

I did not put lard in your oatmeal!

YOUNG DON

It tastes funny.

MOTHER

It’s getting cold, that’s why.

YOUNG DON

Make it over.

MOTHER

No, I have a bridge club meeting.

YOUNG DON

I’ll take Corn Flakes.

MOTHER

Get it yourself!

YOUNG DON

Get it myself? Someday I’ll be President!

MOTHER

Hahahaha

Get your hands out of the Cookie Jar!

YOUNG DON

I was wiping the dust off.

MOTHER

When will you stop lying?

YOUNG DON

It works – why would I wanna stop?

MOTHER

Remember, if anyone asks – you take after your Father’s side!

YOUNG DON

You mean Attila The Hun, Mussolini & The Boston Stra…

MOTHER

Why does your hair look all matted down? Now stop crying!

YOUNG DON

The water pressure in the shower is driving me crazy – it’s all Ike’s fault!

MOTHER

Eisenhower has nothing to do with the water in our shower – or gas prices…you’re punching at windmills!

YOUNG DON

“I didn’t have sex with a Porn Star”!

MOTHER

WHAT?

YOUNG DON

I have no idea – it just came out!

MOTHER

Well, just leave those magazines under your bed & stop touching yourself – our alley cat doesn’t need any more bad habits!

YOUNG DON

It’s too late!

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Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha