Donald Trump loves a good debate & he started early: Notes from Mrs. Trump’s Diary on Little Donny!
Part 2 – Excerpts from Mrs. Trump‘s Diary on Little Donny (check out Part 1 here):
MOTHER
I did not put lard in your oatmeal!
YOUNG DON
It tastes funny.
MOTHER
It’s getting cold, that’s why.
YOUNG DON
Make it over.
MOTHER
No, I have a bridge club meeting.
YOUNG DON
I’ll take Corn Flakes.
MOTHER
Get it yourself!
YOUNG DON
Get it myself? Someday I’ll be President!
MOTHER
Hahahaha
Get your hands out of the Cookie Jar!
YOUNG DON
I was wiping the dust off.
MOTHER
When will you stop lying?
YOUNG DON
It works – why would I wanna stop?
MOTHER
Remember, if anyone asks – you take after your Father’s side!
YOUNG DON
You mean Attila The Hun, Mussolini & The Boston Stra…
MOTHER
Why does your hair look all matted down? Now stop crying!
YOUNG DON
The water pressure in the shower is driving me crazy – it’s all Ike’s fault!
MOTHER
Eisenhower has nothing to do with the water in our shower – or gas prices…you’re punching at windmills!
YOUNG DON
“I didn’t have sex with a Porn Star”!
MOTHER
WHAT?
YOUNG DON
I have no idea – it just came out!
MOTHER
Well, just leave those magazines under your bed & stop touching yourself – our alley cat doesn’t need any more bad habits!
YOUNG DON
It’s too late!
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