I am Sam, I am Sam.
![Sam Alito](https://www.humortimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/07/35634454285_77a4b811a9_o-400x286.jpg)
I do not like that Sam I am
I did not hang that flag I say,
Not upside down, not anyway
I did not hang it in the air,
I did not hang it, I did not dare
It was my wife, dear Martha-Ann
It’s she who is, the MAGA fan
“the election was stolen,” she swears to this day
“No matter what those Lefties say”
I am Sam, Sam I am
I can’t control my Martha-Ann
I can strike down Roe Vs. Wade
Rule against a gay parade
Allow every home to house a rifle
But Martha’s business, I do not trifle
She’s fond of flags, Fox News, and knitting
and when she’s angry she’s prone to spitting
She may not always act with class
But I like a woman with some sass
So back off my Mrs. A
In her politics, I have no say
I’ll just pretend to be unbiased
On the court that is the highest
And take your rights away one by one
Until my agenda is finally done
Get ready for my ultimate solution
Bye Bye US Constitution
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