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World famous medical expert explains how many modern drugs got their names.
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Lord Sebastian Farting-Loude, head of the world famous Farting-Loude Clinic, explains that like many things in modern life, the names of modern drugs and medications are quite complicated.
No longer do drugs get simple names like aspirin or penicillin. Many of the most popular advertised drugs have unique names, some rooted in obscure ancient Greek, Roman and Slobovian culture.
Names of Modern Drugs, Examples:
- VIAGRA: Atilla the Hun’s 34th wife
- SKYRIZI: Alexander the Great’s Horse
- LYBALVI: Scientific name for Dingleberries
- WEGOVY: 3rd moon of the planet Mongo
- SOTYKTU: Name of the snake that tempted Eve in the Garden of Eden
- BOTOX: Champion Philistine wrestler killed by Samson
- 8RINVOQ: Spanish conquistadore who discovered Laredo ,Texas
- DUPIXENT: Napoleon’s half brother
- RYBELSUS: Ancient rimjob cam goddess of self pleasure
- OZEMPIC: Drummer for Pontius Pilate And The Nail Driving Five
- BREZTRI: The eighth barb on a Cat-o-nine tails
- JARDIENCE: SlobboRoman Empire first gay emperor
- TRULICITY: Heroine of a lost Shakespeare play
- FENTANIL: Latin word meaning discombobulated
- REXULTI: Roman god who said “There’s no crying in Baseball”
- VERZENIO: Suburb of Atlantis that sunk with the big city
- TREMFIYA and ENTYVIO: Names of the two unicorns that missed Noah’s ark
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