Top 10 Remedies: Election Year Itch - Marilyn Sands, Humor Times

Getting past imperfect election year Presidential & VP nominees & The 4 Year Itch!

Top 10 Remedies to Calm Psoriasis in an Election Year!

10. Move to Canada!

9. Ice cream every day! This is gonna be easy! Haha

8. Don’t look at another poll for the rest of your life!

7. Throw out all clothing red or blue!

6. Name all the U.S. Presidents in order, and if Biden’s name doesn’t come up twice, start again!

5. Name your new dog ‘Joe’ and get over it!

4. Change medications, get a new scratching post or, last resort — donate to ‘Sex Without Partners’!

3. Give ’em all a nickel & insist your grandkids call you ‘Mamaw’!

2. As an experiment, call everybody ‘a hillbilly’ & in time, the population in your state will change! Haha

And, if all else fails – the #1 thing to do to calm your psoriasis during an election year…

Pray to every God & try that!

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Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha