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Who else can dodge a bullet, leap tall buildings & give an hour & a half speech while kissing a Fireman's helmet?
Who else could dodge a bullet? I know, I know. The only difference is this one can't fit into a Telephone Booth! haha
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Here's a few Historical Figures who got lucky & bragged they dodged a bullet too!
JOAN OF ARC
'I was making a 'Blooming Onion' in my Air Fryer, the phone rang & well, yada, yada, yada'!
VINCENT VAN GOGH
'I was shaving, all right'! 'Okay, not so lucky - next time it's a Schick'!
ALEXANDER THE GREAT
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'Don't worry, the Urn is fine, but it came close again! And yeah, my brother 'Fred the Good' is still going to therapy'!
MICHAEL DUKAKIS
'Give me a break - I took a shot & wore my helmet to my last Political Rally (and I mean last) & so it misfired! But there's always a silver lining - the wife got lucky that night... she loves a man in uniform'!
NAPOLEON
'It was a miracle - I was reaching for my Tic Tacs & that saved my life'!
SIR ISAAC NEWTON
'It was agonizing! Figs got under my dentures & I just started digging around! That's the last Cocktail Party I'll be going to'!
And...WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
'I got nothing'! 'But on 'PROJECT 2025', me thinks 'The Bard of Mar-a-Lago' doth protesth too much'!
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Who else can dodge a bullet, leap tall buildings & give an hour & a half speech while kissing a Fireman’s helmet?
Who else could dodge a bullet? I know, I know. The only difference is this one can’t fit into a Telephone Booth! haha
Here’s a few Historical Figures who got lucky & bragged they dodged a bullet too!
JOAN OF ARC
‘I was making a ‘Blooming Onion‘ in my Air Fryer, the phone rang & well, yada, yada, yada’!
VINCENT VAN GOGH
‘I was shaving, all right’! ‘Okay, not so lucky – next time it’s a Schick’!
ALEXANDER THE GREAT
‘Don’t worry, the Urn is fine, but it came close again! And yeah, my brother ‘Fred the Good’ is still going to therapy’!
MICHAEL DUKAKIS
‘Give me a break – I took a shot & wore my helmet to my last Political Rally (and I mean last) & so it misfired! But there’s always a silver lining – the wife got lucky that night… she loves a man in uniform’!
NAPOLEON
‘It was a miracle – I was reaching for my Tic Tacs & that saved my life’!
SIR ISAAC NEWTON
‘It was agonizing! Figs got under my dentures & I just started digging around! That’s the last Cocktail Party I’ll be going to’!
And…WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
‘I got nothing’! ‘But on ‘PROJECT 2025’, me thinks ‘The Bard of Mar-a-Lago‘ doth protesth too much’!
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