A peek into the *oranges of Trump’s ‘Project 2025’ via his Mother’s Diary! *I know, I know!
Little Donnie’s Mother’s Diary #3
Wednesday, September 1952, Little Donnie, 6 years old.
Dear Diary,
Little Donnie just ran home from school all excited & sweaty carrying everybody’s Milk Money!
LITTLE DONNIE
Quick – do you have a Sharpie & some cardboard?
MRS. TRUMP
My boy is gonna be an Artist! I just knew it!
LITTLE DONNIE
Are you kidding – those losers never had any money! Half of them cut off their ears, you know! And, all of them had Hoochies – that’s a fact!
MRS. TRUMP
Nudes are the artist’s bread & butter!
LITTLE DONNIE
You should write Porn dialogue!
MRS. TRUMP
Donald John Trump! You should be ashamed of yourself!
LITTLE DONNIE
Oh really? Your Diary Lock combination is 36-26-36, isn’t it?
MRS. TRUMP
Well, I never!
LITTLE DONNIE
Yes, you did! haha
MRS. TRUMP
Don’t you think it’s time to pick your 1st Grade’s Vice President?
LITTLE DONNIE
No – I alone can do it.
MRS. TRUMP
Vice Presidents can make you look good.
LITTLE DONNIE
Okay, okay – what could go wrong?
I pick 4th row, Second seat, Needs a shave!
LITTLE DONNIE
Says he wants to go to Yale & the only 6 year old with his own Moonshine Jug!
MRS. TRUMP
What’s that you’re writing?
LITTLE DONNIE
A little something for the future – ‘Project 2025’ to be exact!
MRS. TRUMP
What’s so special about 2025?
LITTLE DONNIE
I’ll either be President or go to Prison.
MRS. TRUMP
Dear G-d, where did I go wrong!
I bet Picasso’s mother didn’t have such problems!
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