Exclusive: Little Donnie Creates His Project 2025 During Recess!

Project 2025

A peek into the *oranges of Trump’s ‘Project 2025’ via his Mother’s Diary!  *I know, I know!

Little Donnie’s Mother’s Diary #3

Wednesday, September 1952, Little Donnie, 6 years old.

Dear Diary, 

Little Donnie just ran home from school all excited & sweaty carrying everybody’s Milk Money!

LITTLE DONNIE

Quick – do you have a Sharpie & some cardboard?

MRS. TRUMP

My boy is gonna be an Artist!  I just knew it!

LITTLE DONNIE

Are you kidding – those losers never had any money!  Half of them cut off their ears, you know!  And, all of them had Hoochies – that’s a fact!

MRS. TRUMP

Nudes are the artist’s bread & butter!

LITTLE DONNIE

You should write Porn dialogue!

MRS. TRUMP

Donald John Trump!  You should be ashamed of yourself!

LITTLE DONNIE

Oh really?  Your Diary Lock combination is 36-26-36, isn’t it?

MRS. TRUMP

Well, I never!

LITTLE DONNIE

Yes, you did!  haha

MRS. TRUMP

Don’t you think it’s time to pick your 1st Grade’s Vice President?

LITTLE DONNIE

No – I alone can do it.

MRS. TRUMP

Vice Presidents can make you look good.

LITTLE DONNIE

Okay, okay – what could go wrong?

I pick 4th row, Second seat, Needs a shave! 

Project 2025

LITTLE DONNIE

Says he wants to go to Yale & the only 6 year old with his own Moonshine Jug!

MRS. TRUMP

What’s that you’re writing?

LITTLE DONNIE

A little something for the future – ‘Project 2025’ to be exact!

MRS. TRUMP

What’s so special about 2025?

LITTLE DONNIE

I’ll either be President or go to Prison.

MRS. TRUMP

Dear G-d, where did I go wrong! 

I bet Picasso’s mother didn’t have such problems!

Project 2025

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