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Project 2025 Architect Outlines His Plans for 2nd Trump Administration

Project 2025 architect speaks out on 920-page blueprint for a second Trump Administration.

Oberfuhrer Russell Vought, a prime Project 2025 architect, spoke out on Thursday about the 920-page blueprint for a second Trump Administration. Speaking exclusively to Humor Times reporter Petty Fish, Vought said he thought that GOP functionaries thought too much of “religious liberty” and not enough of “Christian nationalism.”

Project 2025 Architect Russell Vought
Russell Vought being sworn in as OMB Director for Trump. Photo: White House, Public Domain.

On the topic of religion, Vought argued that construction of mosques in downtown areas should be “open to spirited debate” and that priority should be accorded Christians when considering who to allow into the country. He was also critical of the Rothschilds, who have been accused to amassing an arsenal of Jewish space lasers.

During the first Trump Administration, Vought headed up the Office of Management and Budget. Trump publicly praised Vought for doing an “incredible” and “fantastic” job at OMB and for “giving good head.”

Vought, now representing the alt-right group “Center for Renewing America,” has clandestinely prepared “more than a thousand” executive orders, rules and memos that would set the stage for action on Trump’s plans when he wins the White House. According to Vought, Trump has officially “blessed” his organization and its aims. Vought is reportedly dating the ex-president’s daughter Ivanka, who is estranged from son-in-law Jared Kushner.

The meeting between Humor Times and Vought occured in the President’s suite at the Rosewood Hotel in D.C. Vought was completely nude and picking his nose, but had the presence of mind to answer myriad questions from the press. The meeting began with a prayer offered by Vought, in which he gave thanks to Jesus Trump.

Vought personally authored the Project 2025 chapter on immigration, where he came out in favor of mass deportation of illegals, disgruntled Green Card holders and regular American citizens who have “overstayed their welcome.” He also supports Reichsfuhrer Steven Miller’s plans for creation of Vermin Containment Facilities (VCFs) in the American Southwest for temporarily housing those to be deported.

Vought worked closely with the Heritage Foundation in piecing together Project 2025, a manifesto designed to punish immigrants, childless women, Blacks and other minorities, and cats. Vought was also instrumental in promulgating Sen. JD Vance (R. OH) as the Republican nominee for vice president. “JD has it going on,” said Vought.

Bill Tope
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