Donnie Snubbed again: His ‘Birthday Party Blues’ straight from Mrs. Trump’s Diary!
Donnie snubbed again: Thursday, September 1952 6 years old.
MRS. TRUMP
Okay, which little girl doesn’t like you now?
LITTLE DONNIE
Susala
MRS. TRUMP
So what are you so angry about?
LITTLE DONNIE
She didn’t invite me to her birthday party.
MRS. TRUMP
Honey, sometimes there’s not enough room so they have to make a cut.
LITTLE DONNIE
At the United Center Arena?
MRS. TRUMP
Where’s that?
LITTLE DONNIE
Chicago!
MRS. TRUMP
Well then, don’t invite her to yours. Have a cookie.
LITTLE DONNIE
She’s a chameleon & I’m bush-wacked! One day she has pigtails, the next, her hair’s all the way down her back in my inkwell!
MRS. TRUMP
You just have to learn how to pivot. Did you ever like her?
LITTLE DONNIE
When she gets up, she lets me smell her seat.
MRS. TRUMP
Whose idea was that?
LITTLE DONNIE
I forget.
I don’t know why. but she calls me ‘weird’.
MRS. TRUMP
That’s a phase – trust me.
LITTLE DONNIE
And, she never ever gave me her Milk Money.
MRS. TRUMP
Why would she do that?
LITTLE DONNIE
Everybody else does – all my friends are transactional.
MRS. TRUMP
Do you want me to talk to her mother?
LITTLE DONNIE
No, I’m already working on switching with an invitee.
MRS. TRUMP
Won’t that look funny if you’re at the party?
LITTLE DONNIE
Girls get confused – no worries.
MRS. TRUMP
Maybe you should go to the movies instead.
LITTLE DONNIE
No, I have to show up or I’ll be a misfit all my life.
MRS. TRUMP
That’s my boy – thank G-d you’re nipping it in the bud!
For more laughs check out Little Donnie #1, Little Donnie #2 & Little Donnie #3!
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