Guess Your Neighbor’s Political Party by Their Choice of Debate Snacks

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debate snacks

Watch your tight-lipped neighbors gravitate to their own comfort food debate snacks on Harris/Trump Debate Day!

But before you sit down with your neighbors breaking bread & crockery – you have to have a big spread of debate snacks.  And, I’m here to help.

Well, not me – I didn’t make the snack list – The Washington Bureau of “I’ll take-the-heat-off-you” did!

First, you have to have a little bit of everything since you don’t know for sure what your neighbor’s political leanings are!

That’s right – your block still believes in not talking about Sex, Politics or Religion.

Which I approve of 100% – especially the ‘Sex’ part because last night was a big blur & I don’t know who the hell he was!  haha

Here are the snack suggestions for the perfect ‘Debate Watch Party’ – but don’t blame me if the crowd gets wise to the satire & your china starts flying.

While holding your ravenous dog back, watch them gravitate to their own comfort food table!

Oh, I forgot – just spoons!  NO knives & forks!

I like a lively get-together as the next one, but I suggest 2 Separate Buffet Tables & just in case he shows up – 1 Small End Table!

JFK

Don’t forget to have fun & no wagering!  And, PLEASE VOTE in November!

TABLE 1

  • Cheato’s
  • Jerk Chicken
  • Devil Dogs
  • Ding Dongs
  • Cheese Balls
  • Assorted Nuts
  • Edible Documents
  • Sour Grapes
  • Pulled Pork Sliders (or what Melania calls,  ‘I have a headache’!) haha
  • Oh yeah & MOONSHINE!

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TABLE 2

  • Kalama Olives
  • Grit(s) & Gravitas
  • Everything Bagel
  • Creamed Corn
  • Corn Fritters
  • Corn on the Cob
  • Cobb Salad
  • Jimmy Crack Corn
  • Damn – a CORNUCOPIA of Corn!
  • And, CHUCKLES!

debate snacks

SMALL END TABLE

  • Bear Chips
  • Roadkill
  • And, Tequila with Worm!

worm

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