Top 10 Reasons why conspiracy enthusiast Laura Loomer flies on Trump’s plane & cozies up like she owns the place!
Donald Trump says Laura Loomer is a free spirit and supporter. Well, so was Eva Braun, but she also made Schnitzel! haha
As a woman & another free spirit — I know when a woman leans into a man with her chest in ‘an upright position’ — she already knows the guy in a biblical way & is more than a Presidential Supporter!
Why was political conspiracist Laura Loomer on trump’s plane? Top 10!
10. Coincidence! Got a flat tire driving to the airport & missed her flight back to Pluto!
9. Trump said his nuts are superior to Spirit Airlines’!
8. She’s the only one who knew how to take his pickle out of his quarter-pounder without disturbing the sauce!
7. Trump just fired his old ‘Think Tank’ & said her ideas & legs sounded perfect!
6. She heard Marjorie Taylor Greene would be onboard serving her grits!
5. Heard Trump was single! Melania approved this rumor!
4. She convinced Trump to lose J. D. Vance & slip her in as Vice President!
3. The only woman who cured his insomnia with her wack-a-doole ideas!
2. She followed Putin’s freaky orders to see how long it would take Trump to realize she’s a man!
And the #1 reason why Laura Loomer flew on Donald Trump’s plane…
She wanted to give Trump one last far-right conspiracy theory spreading tip: Call your political opponent ‘Kamala Hussein Harris!’
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