Get your election day bets in! Wagering will take the sting out the 2024 Election… We’re ALL IN anyway!
To Play Election Day Bets: Everybody starts with ten 1 Dollar Bills. I’ll wait.
Put up a dollar for every question. You must answer all 10 questions – no skipping. And, there is a time limit. Dyslexics – you’re on your own!
YES or NO answers only!
After the election, try to collect all money owed to you & vice versa. My PayPal number is 333scam456
1. Is anyone really gonna vote for the one who worked at McDonald’s the longest?
2. Should all candidates in future presidential elections have a ‘2 rape minimum’?
3. In the future, should ‘getting shot at’ give you 100 free votes?
4. To be more festive at this inauguration – should there be ‘a pet eating contest’?
5. In their inauguration speech, will there be a law where the new president gets arrested for uttering the word ‘carnage’?
6. Instead of a poet & a minister at the inauguration – how about a cop carrying leg irons?
7. Should the number of ‘lies told’ by candidates be deducted from their votes or would our abacus’ explode?
8. Will Putin also be playing this game even if I’m all out of rubles?
9. I may be hard of hearing but… did Melania say ‘crowd size’ in Slovanian is pronounced ‘four inches’?
And 10. At this Inaugural Ball – how about a real married couple dancing!
Bonus Question: if Donald Trump balks at Kamala Harris’ win – how many tickets on ‘Canada Dry Airlines’ do you need?
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