Top 10 ways pushy Trump usurps Melania in her new memoir.
When pushy Trump throws his weight around like he did at the NATO Summit, it is insulting, but he was just getting started. I remember it was a laugh-out-loud moment as well as a cringing one! Now that his facade’s cracking, we’re seeing his disorder in full bloom.
Recently he showed up in Valdosta, Georgia after the Hurricane taking over Joe Biden‘s job! Up to his old dirty tricks, he told reporters at the disaster area that Biden was sleeping & not responding to Gov. Brian Kemp’s calls even though he was told Kemp said he already spoke to Biden.
In her own words, here’s a chapter in Melania’s new Memoir:
TOP 10 WAYS DONALD TRUMP USURPED ME or tried to!
10. HE SAID HE GAVE BIRTH TO BARRON IN A RICE FIELD!
9. HE ASKED ME FOR MEDALS! AS A KID HE GOT ‘A PURPLE HEART’ FOR PLAYING WITH ‘G.I. JOE’ ALL NIGHT!
8. I ASKED HIM WHY HE ALWAYS MAKES OUR TOILET STUCK & HE SAID, ‘TO IMPRESS THE PLUMBER’!
7. HE DEFINITELY HAS ‘A NAPOLEON COMPLEX’ – BUT HIS HAND IS IN HIS PANTS!
6. LAST NIGHT I TOLD HIM IT WAS ‘DATE NIGHT’ & HE SAID, ‘GOOD, McRIBS ARE BACK’!
5. HE SAID, ‘OKAY, I’LL ADMIT ‘STORMY’ WAS GREAT – BUT YOU’RE A SOLID 9 & 3/4′!
4. THIS MORNING DURING SEX WHEN HE CALLED OUT HIS NAME – I CALLED OUT MY CHAUFFER’S NAME!
3. TONIGHT HE ASKED ME FOR ‘A 3-WAY’ BUT SAID, ‘YOU STAY IN THE HALL’!
2. HE SAID, ‘IF I GO TO PRISON, GET RID OF THE DIAMOND WATCHES – THEY’RE HOT’!! I SAID, ‘DON’T WORRY, I’LL SELL THEM IN THE WINTER’!
Thank you Gracie Allen!
AND #1 WAY DONALD TRUMP TRIED TO USURP ME…
WHEN I TOLD HIM THAT I ALWAYS WANTED A DOG, HE SAID, ‘TO EAT OR WHAT’?
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