Convincing Republicans to Vote Blue at the last minute requires 12 Steps & a lotta perks!
Since I wrote the article How to Tell if Someone’s in a Cult: Top 10. I thought I should go one step further & figure out how to convert them to vote blue in this election.
I know it’s an uphill battle with a lot of incentives to promise – but I’ve gotta try!
LAST MINUTE 12 STEP PROMISES TO CHANGE YOUR MIND TO BLUE AT THE VOTING BOOTH!
1. GIVE IT A SHOT, TRUMP’S GONNA LOSE ANYWAY! (I’m sorry, ‘Give it a go’… don’t want to give anybody any ideas)
2. IT’LL SAVE YOUR ARTHRITIC ARM NOT TO HAVE TO DO THAT NAZI SALUTE ALL THE TIME!
3. IT’S A NO BRAINER – AT LEAST THAT’S WHAT GENERAL KELLY SAYS!
4. MARILYN SANDS MADE SPECIAL COOKIES FOR YOU WHEN YOU COME OUT OF THE BOOTH!
5. OKAY, OKAY – THEY’RE HANDED OUT BY STORMY DANIELS!
6. TIM WALZ WON’T BE THERE JUMPING UP & DOWN – BUT NEITHER WILL ELON MUSK!
7. A ‘BED, BATH & BEYOND’ COUPON JUST FOR YOU IF YOU BRING A PLUS 1!
8. BETTER YET, IF YOU CAN DRAG GEORGE W. BUSH WITH YOU – YOU GET ‘THE HOUDINI’ AWARD FOR MAGIC!
9. WE’LL BUY YOUR RED HAT & DOUBLE IT IF YOU THROW IN YOUR RED DRAWERS!
10. FORGET ABOUT YOUR DEAR MOTHER WHO ALWAYS VOTED ‘RED’ – SHE WAS COLOR BLIND, WASN’T SHE?
11. IN KAMALA’S FIRST ‘STATE OF THE UNION’ ADDRESS SHE’LL PROMISE TO THROW IN A FEW ‘ARNOLD PALMER’ JOKES!
AND THE 12TH STEP PROMISE I’LL MAKE:
IF THE PUBLISHER DOESN’T GET THIS OUT IN TIME – YOU CAN FIND ME AT A.A., G.A., O.A. & S.A. – I ALWAYS LIKE CLUBS! haha
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