YOU decide what’s the truth vs what are “phallicies” about Golf’s Number 1 Member, Arnold Palmer!
You see, some of Donald Trump‘s ‘shower’ fantasies about this Golf Champ are just that!
1. SO NO, DONALD – HE ALWAYS TOOK BATHS!
2. FOR HIS 1st YEAR, ARNOLD’S MOTHER KEPT A SECRET MEASURING TAPE!
3. HIS MOTHER BRAGGED AT BIRTH HE WAS 8 POUNDS 10 INCHES!
4. HIS 2 OLDER BROTHERS WENT INTO THERAPY – STILL GOING!
5. FOR FUN, HE & HIS FRIENDS PLAYED ‘HORSESHOES’ & SOMETIMES WITHOUT EQUIPMENT!
6. HE COULD DRIVE A BALL 220 YARDS & WITH A GOLF CLUB EVEN MORE!
7. HE WORE A CUSTOM MADE ‘Z ATHLETIC CUP’!
8. HIS UNIQUE IDEAS WERE REJECTED AT ‘TROJAN, INC.’ & SUGGESTED HE TRY “RIPLEY’S BELIEVE IT OR NOT”!
9. A SWEET GUY – BUT SHOWED OFF AT EVERY MINIATURE GOLF COURSE!
And #10. HE NEVER LIED ABOUT HIS GOLF SCORE, HIS FRIENDSHIP WITH DONALD TRUMP OR HIS 3rd LEG!
(Oh & when he got older – he never needed a cane!)
That’s all I got!
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