Top 10 Phallicies About Arnold Palmer - Marilyn Sands, Humor Times

YOU decide what’s the truth vs what are “phallicies” about Golf’s Number 1 Member, Arnold Palmer!

You see, some of Donald Trump‘s ‘shower’ fantasies about this Golf Champ are just that!

1. SO NO, DONALD – HE ALWAYS TOOK BATHS!

2. FOR HIS 1st YEAR, ARNOLD’S MOTHER KEPT A SECRET MEASURING TAPE!

3. HIS MOTHER BRAGGED AT BIRTH HE WAS 8 POUNDS 10 INCHES!

4. HIS 2 OLDER BROTHERS WENT INTO THERAPY – STILL GOING!

5. FOR FUN, HE & HIS FRIENDS PLAYED ‘HORSESHOES’ & SOMETIMES WITHOUT EQUIPMENT!

6. HE COULD DRIVE A BALL 220 YARDS & WITH A GOLF CLUB EVEN MORE!

7. HE WORE A CUSTOM MADE ‘Z ATHLETIC CUP’!

8. HIS UNIQUE IDEAS WERE REJECTED AT ‘TROJAN, INC.’ & SUGGESTED HE TRY “RIPLEY’S BELIEVE IT OR NOT”!

9. A SWEET GUY – BUT SHOWED OFF AT EVERY MINIATURE GOLF COURSE!

And #10. HE NEVER LIED ABOUT HIS GOLF SCORE, HIS FRIENDSHIP WITH DONALD TRUMP OR HIS 3rd LEG!

(Oh & when he got older – he never needed a cane!)

That’s all I got!

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Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha