Says his lying, insulting and boasting makes him “the greatest” role model, displaying a pathway to success for kids.
With Frank Sinatra’s “My Way” playing in the background, Donald Trump said he’s super proud of himself for having proven to be the perfect role model for all of America’s children.
“Look at how great a conman I am,” said Trump, speaking to reporters at his Mar-a-Lago resort in Florida. “I got elected President again, didn’t I, for not following the rules. Forget about being a nice guy, doing things the so-called ‘right way.’ Always remember that Nice Guys Finish Last. I like what P.T. Barnum said, even if I might have said it first that ‘there’s a sucker born every minute.’”
Twisting to his own advantage the words of what Abraham Lincoln supposedly said, Trump modestly pointed out that “if you’re a talented trickster and fraudster like me, you can fool all of the people all of the time.”
He ridiculed his political enemies like Hillary Clinton for trying to come off as “Little Miss Perfect,” always “behaving like you’re at a job interview or something trying to make a good impression. Look how that worked out for Crooked Hillary when she ran for President against me. She should have known the only way to go was to be like Richard Nixon who was great at faking sincerity.”
“Forget that crap about keeping nasty comments to yourself,” added Trump. “I do and say whatever I feel, and if it comes off rude and crude that’s your problem, not mine. Okay? If I make fun of a person’s looks, like those fat slobs Rosie O’Donnell or Chris Christie, all the better for getting ahead in life. Look what it’s gotten me. Incredible wealth, power, and fame like nobody’s ever seen before. Okay?”
Trump says when he takes over the White House, he’ll bring a select group of kids to a ceremony to celebrate how being a convicted felon like himself knows how to stay out of jail. “Kids, do as I do, as long as you can get away with it, like I did with fudging business records, hiding classified documents, trying to overthrow the government, or sexually abusing women. No harm done. In fact, it’ll make you feel like the greatest thing ever created since sliced bread. Even better, it’ll drive your rotten enemies crazy.”
A public opinion poll taken a few years ago said that nearly 70 percent of voters considered Trump a bad role model for kids. Over half of the voters, 55 percent, said Trump does not have a sense of decency. Fifty-nine percent of the respondents said Trump does not share their values, and 53 percent said he doesn’t care about the average American.
Former Republican Senator Bob Corker of Tennessee said Trump would be “remembered most for the debasement of our nation.”
Another former Republican Senator, Jeff Flake of Arizona, condemned Trump’s “mean and cruel tweets.”
“The statements that are made about people and seeming to ascribe the worst motives to people as well, that’s something we tell our kids not to do,” Flake said.
But Trump sneered at those two former legislators, saying they both decided not to run for reelection to the Senate because they were “losers” and “idiots.” In contrast, Trump boasted, “I’m going back to the White House. People like those jerks can go back to the Outhouse.”
Trump said he couldn’t resist saying, “Flake? Now that was the perfect name for that nut job. Corker? Just to be polite, I won’t say what I really think of that corksucker.”
Trump’s alleged affairs with Stormy Daniels and others were something to be proud of, not condemned, he said, “as it shows I’m a real ladies’ man.” As was grabbing women by the genitals, he added.
All that means, claimed Trump, is that “I’m the envy of real he-man Americans. Don’t they wish they had power like I do and beautiful women flock to me since power means sex appeal. As that old warmonger Henry Kissinger who looked like an owl said, ‘power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.’ Look how many babes he had on his arm.”
In discussing how in America no one is supposed to be above the law, Trump could only laugh at that too. “Now that I’m president, all those ridiculous cases those corrupt Communist prosecutors made against me are going up in smoke. I’m going to be the President. Okay? And as the Supreme Court said, I can do anything I want. Wouldn’t everyone like to have that power. I’m the envy of the whole world. Okay?”
In fact, after he becomes President, Trump pledged to put those same prosecutors in jail, if he doesn’t have them executed first.
“That’ll show how superior and wonderful I really am. Someone everyone can love and admire as the world’s greatest role model,” said Trump, with a triumphant grin.
And what that, a crowd of supporters cheered and applauded as Trump departed the scene to tee off on the first hole at his Trump International Golf Club.
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