Doctors throw Election Day shock treatment remedies against the wall to see which one sticks!
After witnessing the shocking Election Day turn of events, Top Doctors give advice to help get us out of this collective funk! On the evening of November 5, 2024, some of the country’s best medical people got together to answer the question, “What is the best Shock Treatment for this national malaise?”
So, try these suggestions & if anything works let me know, because right now I’m on my roof naked swinging an uncooked turkey & canned yams!
10. If prayer doesn’t work – try bloodletting!
9. ‘Crow’ is good on a poppy seed roll!
8. Take 2 cyanide pills & call me in the morning!
7. Go straight to ‘Lourdes’ – there’s nothing for you here!
6. Have that cheesecake – you’re not leaving the house anymore anyway!
5. Get that tattoo you always wanted on your butt!
4. Try a trip to Bora Boro & let the dolphins try to read your new tattoo!
3. If your ‘tic’ lasts more than 2 weeks, drink water fast. No, that’s hiccups! Google it, like you usually do – you freakin’ hypochondriac!
2. Work on a 1,000 piece jigsaw puzzle & have your neighbor slip food under the door!
I am not running out of advice!
And #1. Think like a bear:
Get some ‘honey’ regularly whether they like it or not!
Knock over a few Picnic Baskets!
And… Do a ‘Rip Van Winkle’ & sleep for the next 4 years!
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