Foodologist: Food to be AI-Generated - Ted Holland, Humor Times

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World famous foodologist says that by the next century most of the food consumed on earth will be AI generated.

In her new book “Glubbe Glubbe To Go,” world famous foodologist Penelope Titmouse says that the current world population of 8 to 9 billion people will double by 2124. There will not be enough farms and ranches or even plants to feed the population, therefore most of the world’s food will be generated by Artificial Ignorance.

World population growth, foodologist — Graphic by Bdm25, CC BY-SA 4.0. https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=89215845

She states that according to an AI entity known as “Chowdown,” the food will be known as Glubbe Glubbe. Red Glubbe Glubbe will be synthetic meat, Green Glubbe Glubbe will be vegetable, Yellow Glubbe Glubbe will be fruit, White Glubbe Glubbe will be carbohydrates and Purple Glubbe Glubbe will be sweets.

Scientists say that real steaks, burgers and pizzas will be expensive delicacies, far out of the reach of all but the richest people.

Foodologists are also considering “Mafongo X,” a re-eatable food developed by the Planet Zardoc for their long inter-universal explorations. You eat it, poop it, re-sterilize it, then re-eat it.

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Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.