Here are the Top 10 Predictions for our fearful future – bound to turn a U.S. Optimist into a Canadian!
Suddenly after one election, our whole world feels upside down, our citizens are screaming for Bacon & Trump’s picking his Cabinet from ‘The Yellow Pages’ blindfolded!
Yes, from Immigration to Women’s Rights to Democracy, ‘our norms’ are being crushed, creating a fearful future – but hopefully this Top 10 will give you the last laugh!
Time will tell, but here are 10 Predictions that we may see as our new reality!
10. WE ARE ALL FARMERS!
Trump deports every last Fruit & Veggie Picker & everyone else has A ROADSIDE STAND, OWNS A HOE & A PLAID SHIRT!
9. THE MOON IS NOW SQUARE!
To Elon Musk: “IF IT AIN’T BROKE, DON’T FIX IT”! Duh!
8. WE’LL PAY BY BITCOIN & BUTTONS!
Right now I’m rolling $10 in Buttons! haha
7. 6th GRADE EDUCATION GETS YOU A HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA!
Straight to Trump University with subjects: ‘Power Handshakes‘, ‘Faking a Marriage’ & ‘Tariffs & other Grifts & Distractions’!
6. McDONALD’S IS NOW CONSIDERED ‘FINE DINING’! CHANGED ITS NAME TO ‘DONALD’S’ & HAS A FRANCHISE INSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE!
And, every foreign leader gets a ‘Happy Meal Toy’ with a Transmitter Wire in it to take home! Shh!
5. AS PROMISED, TRUMP SHUTS DOWN ‘THE FDIC’ IN THE BANKING INDUSTRY!
People are now sleeping with their money under their *mattress! * High occurrence of Sciatica, Insomnia & grumpiness!
4. CANADA, MEXICO & UKRAINE BECOME THE 51st, 52nd & 53rd TRUMP STATES!
3. I SEE…BARRON TRUMP JUST RAN ON ‘THE TALLEST MAN TO BE PRESIDENT’ TICKET!
2. IN SUCESSION, BARRON TRUMP’S SON & GRANDSON AUTOMATICALLY WEAR THE CROWN MAKING ‘THE TRUMP STATES OF AMERICA’ in perpetuity!
But wait! In the distance, I see 1/2 of America toasts Joe Biden as ‘The Last ‘Real’ U.S. President”!
No, sorry – that was an ice cream smudge on my ball!
And the #1 thing I see in my Crystal Ball..
From 2025 on, “THROWING THE BABY OUT WITH THE BATH WATER NOW GETS YOU ’10 to 20′!
For those who love to laugh while you cry, you can read my 2017 article, “CAN ALL 40 PRESIDENTS TURN OVER IN THEIR GRAVES”
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