Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network)
To help police our lawless skies, a generous offer of drone eating weapons and technology.
Unlike what’s happening in American skies, unidentified objects do not fly freely around the skies of the Planet Zardoc, according to SNN Deep Space correspondent Starlite Starbrite. The reason: Planet Zardoc’s GOOMIS Sky Defense System, a “drone eating” technology.
The GOOMIS is a part living, part AI, part robotic creature/machine that literally eats aircraft.
According to Miss Starbrite, Planet Zardoc Defense Minister XZNYQ56 has offered The GOOMIS to President Biden, future President Trump and to the Governor of New Jersey.
Zardocian scientists warned of a small side-effect: if GOOMIS comes to earth, it may want to eat things it’s never seen before, like small compact cars, garbage trucks, taxi cabs, police cars and Lear jets.
Breaking Presidential News
Donald Trump to Play Golf, Elon Musk to run America.
Breaking Financial News
Major supermarket chains to offer grocery loans.
SNN Words to Live by
“The South invented idiots.” — Police Chief Bill Gillespie (Carroll O’Connor), “In the Heat of the Night,” 1980’s TV series.
“I can’t handle being imperfect.” — Stephanie Vanderkellen (Julia Duffy), “Newhart,” 1980’s TV series.
“He who runs from a battle shall live to run from another battle.” — Slobovian Emperor Apprehenious the Chicken-Livered, 1265.
The Question
Which of the following is not a disease?
- NDA
- URI
- UTI
- EEE
- AZM
- STD
- AMD
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