Justin Trudeau Talk Radio Interview - Dean Kaner, Humor Times

Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Prime Minister of Canada Justin Trudeau.

ANNOUNCER

Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show.

JERRY DUNCAN

Good morning listeners nationwide. Is it a good morning? We’ll soon find out. Today on the show my guest is the Prime Minister of Canada Justin Trudeau. Good morning Mr. Prime Minister.

Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and Ivanka Trump.

PRIME MINISTER JUSTIN TRUDEAU

Former Prime Minister. I resigned today.

JERRY

Is it true? I understand there has been a lot of fake news going around about you lately.

TRUDEAU

It’s Trudeau. I can’t control the parliament. Conservatives don’t like me and either does my Liberal Party.

JERRY

Don’t forget Trump. He recently called you the Governor of the State of Canada. Thinks Canada would be a great 51st state.

TRUDEAU

I didn’t know that lunatic could count to 51. He’s just jealous, because his wife Melania has the hots for me. She’s very disappointed with Donald. In couples therapy, all he does is build walls.

JERRY

You’re only 53 years old. What are you going to do?

TRUDEAU

Spend more time with my girlfriend. She needs attention. I thought she was cheating after I found a text on her phone this morning. Fortunately, she’s not. It’s still the same guy.

JERRY

Since becoming the Prime Minister in 2015, you had many accomplishments. Legalized recreational marijuana, established the federal carbon tax, negotiated trade deals with the Canada-United States-Mexico Agreement, signed the Paris Agreement on Climate Change.

TRUDEAU

But it’s over now, Duncan. The Conservatives are the majority. Just like in the U.S. Congress. The only difference is you have 4 seasons. We have two–winter and July.

JERRY

Hey. How does a Canadian hold up their hair?

TRUDEAU

I don’t know.

JERRY

With moose.

TRUDEAU

You punked me! Just for that, no more Celine Dion records for you.

JERRY

Thank goodness. Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. See you tomorrow.

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Dean Kaner

Dean B. Kaner is a playwright and screenwriter, having co-produced and co-written plays for the stage with performances in New York City, Chicago, Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Boston, Detroit, Phoenix and Memphis. Check out The Jerry Duncan Show on YouTube, as well as on Instagram, and the sketch comedy A Bit of Biden (on Instagram) and at @abitofbiden on TikTok.