A ‘Walking Wounded’ follow-up Therapy Session for ‘Inauguration Anxiety’: bed buddy needed!
Therapy Session #1 is under Doctor/Patient Confidentiality – but you can peek-in right here!
Therapy Session #2
ME (high-anxiety)
I slept on it last night & what I need…well, what I need is a Bed Buddy for January 19th!
DOC
Anyone in mind?
ME
DOC (writing $$$ in notebook)
Whoa – this is out of my job description! Let’s go back to your childhood.
ME
My wetting the bed has nothing to do with Trump.
DOC
No – but it may interest your readers!
ME
I’m seeing you so they don’t have to.
DOC
That’s not helping my bottom line now, is it? You know I have a house, a boat, a Mistress!
ME
Where is she – waiting in the boat?
DOC
None of your damn business – now, your 3rd husband liked what?
ME
Sorry today is it, buddy!
DOC
No, no, no – 8 more sessions & you’ll be cured!
ME
Tell her to get out of the Boat!
DOC
I don’t want to release you yet – look, your hand is shaking.
ME
No, there was gum under my chair & I’m flicking it off!
DOC
What’s your hand doing under my chair?
ME
It wanders.
DOC
These damn Comedy Writers! Don’t you think I have enough work to do with your Trump thing.
ME
It’s not just me – 1/2 of the country is in a malaise period!
DOC
I can’t eat mayonnaise either.
ME
Where did you say you went to school?
DOC
It was a long time ago – try going ‘cold turkey’ with politics!
ME
You mean forget everything Trump’s ever done in 5 minutes?
DOC
Okay, 10 minutes! Forget that – try taking a walk.
ME
Thanks – I wish I thought of that! Dig a little deeper, doc.
DOC
Sorry – times up! Let’s see how I’ve done. What’s your anxiety level right now?
ME
An eleven.
DOC
It’s a joke, right?
ME
No, J.D. Vance just said, ‘Right before Christmas, Trump asked him what’s his neck size’!
- Rx: This Anxious Patient Needs a Bed Buddy for January 19th! - January 8, 2025
- Yours Truly Sees a Shrink for Inauguration Anxiety! - January 3, 2025
- Gazing Into Our Fearful Future Will Take… Crystal Balls! - December 19, 2024
