Trump and Obama: What's So Funny? - Eric Green, Humor Times

At the Jimmy Carter state funeral, Trump and Obama were seen laughing. Find out what about, only in the Humor Times.

Inquiring minds want to know. What was so funny when Donald Trump and Barack Obama were seen laughing with each other during the Jimmy Carter state funeral in Washington, D.C.?

Trump and Obama at Carter funeral — Photo: Aaron Troutman/U.S. Army, Public Domain.

News reports said the two presidents looked “surprisingly chummy” sitting next to one another during the services. No audio of what they said exists.

Now, however, our impeccable source, sitting nearby and overhearing the conversation, reveals exclusively to the Humor Times what they were actually talking about. Our source says it’s the real deal. Not fake news.

Their palsy-walsy comes as Trump has constantly attacked Obama, saying he “will go down as perhaps the worst president in the history of the United States.”

Meanwhile, Obama has never hesitated to question Trump’s mental competency and saying the U.S. couldn’t afford to have an “older, loonier” Donald Trump.

Our reliable source, who asked that we identify him only as Deep Canary, says that Trump, in his state of dementia, thought he was joking with his First Buddy Elon Musk, and wondering when Musk had suddenly turned Black.

“First Buddy, all this time I thought you were White,” Deep Canary says he heard Trump say. Then Trump, who’s rarely ever seen laughing, laughed and added, “By the way, who invited you to sit here? This section is reserved only for White people.”

Obama laughed back. “Bro, you got me mixed up with somebody else. You don’t recognize me? I’m Barack Obama. Like you, a President of the United States.”

“Oh yeah, right, Barack Hussein Obama. Let me see your birth certificate. Aren’t you from one of those hellhole countries in Africa? What was it, Somalia?”

“Close enough, Donald. I thought we settled that thing about the birth certificate. Anyway, I didn’t bring it.”

“That’s too bad,” Trump said. “I guess we’ll have to throw you out of the country along with all the other illegal immigrants.” Trump laughed. “Just kidding. Okay? Did I ever mention that The Blacks Love Me. And I love The Blacks. So, we’ll let you stay in the country if you promise not to say anything bad about me while I’m president. Okay?”

Obama smiled back at Trump and said, “Sure, I promise. I won’t say anything bad about you. Other than you’re a corrupt, conniving, convicted conman who should be wearing a jumpsuit in jail. Just kidding, Donald.” And Obama laughed.

Trump turned to his wife, sitting alongside him and said, “Don’t he and I look like two people who like each other.’ And we probably do. I guess we’ll let him keep sitting here in our section even if he is Black. Okay?”

Melania offered her husband a steely eye and said, “You talking to me?”

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Eric Green has Donald Trump to thank for a number of his satirical articles. As long as The Donald is around, Eric will continue to have new material to write about him. Eric finds writing satire a welcome escape from the realities of life. When he’s not trying to be satirical, Eric has been a former newspaper reporter, ex-press aide to a U.S. Senator on Capitol Hill, and ex-writer in the federal government. He's also the author of three mostly humorous books, the one he's most proud of is called Temporary Insanity, Costa Rica, My Way. For fun, he practices playing Beatles songs on the piano.You can find more about him on LinkedIn.