Melania’s hat: If the eyes are the windows of the soul – The First Lady needs Venetian Blinds!
By this time we all should’ve figured out that Melania Trump is playing with us & why not? She knows she’s gonna get the last laugh! Here’s the real story behind Melania’s hat at the inauguration.
That’s right! Anyone who’s been around for the last 8 years knows she wore that hat to distract us from her husband’s new soup-spotted tie & mean-spirited Inaugural Speech!
But most of all – I think she keeps on trying to make us forget we ever saw the ‘Stag’ pics of her Areola Borealis!
Only 3 people will get this! Sorry – couldn’t decide on a Pic! haha
TOP 10 OTHER REASONS MELANIA TRUMP WORE THAT HAT!
10. Pfft! ALL TRUMP’S WIVES HAD ONE! It’s called: ‘Not now I have a Headache’!
9. SHE CONSIDERED A VEIL, BUT SHE HATES IT WHEN DONALD POKES HIS LIPS THRU!
8. TRUMP WANTED TO WEAR IT – SO SHE HAD TO THINK FAST TO SAVE IMBARRASSMENT!
7. SHE’S SELLING HATS NOW & I JUST GOT MINE! OKAY, I SOLD MY CAR & 2 OF MY GRANDCHILDREN!
6. Emergency! HER LAST EYELIFT SUDDENLY DROPPED & HER DOC WAS AT THE ‘MARTIN LUTHER KING CELEBRATION’!
5. SHE NEVER HAD ‘WORK’ DONE! OKAY, MAYBE THAT’S MY SUBPEONA TALKING! haha
4. SHE TRIED ON EVERY HAT AT WALMART & COULDN’T DECIDE WHICH COLOR WENT WITH ‘PRE-NUP’!
3. DONALD WHISPERED: ‘DURING MY SPEECH – IF I SAY ‘BIG CON’ BY MISTAKE, TAKE OFF YOUR HAT & LET THE SQUIRREL OUT’!
I am not running out of ideas! haha
2. SHE’S HIDING ‘A QUARTERPOUNDER’ FOR DONALD IN CASE LUNCH IS LATE LIKE LAST TIME!
AND #1 REASON WHY MELANIA WORE THAT HAT & COVERED HER EYES…
SHE SAID, ‘IT WAS ALL PLANNED!
IF DONALD TRIES TO HOLD MY HAND ONE MORE TIME…THE MOTHERSHIP WILL COME FOR ME’!
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